I stumbled across something the other day and I’m afraid I have to share.
Who knows, some of you may thank me.
Yes.
There is a website where you can actually order a fart.
In a jar.
And while I fully support small businesses and entrepreneurs, I have to wonder….why?
Why do we need a variety of jarred farts?
It’s not the first thing I think of when I ask myself, “What do I get the man who has everything?” …. but maybe someone does.
You have to admit the ad campaign is catchy.
“Make a start and choose your fart.”
Who knows?
Maybe it’s the gift your significant other has always wanted…. but was afraid to ask for.
And if that’s the case?
Christmas shopping just got a little easier this year.
Remember…
You saw it here first.
The things people think of…
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And I’m trying to blog about all of them…
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Like a Pet Rock, it does nothing, just sits there. It’s just a conversational piece, …and here you are, bringing it up. LoL
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Technically it does something when you open it. Stink! But only once…
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I know there are the “Daffy” types out there, but I don’t want to believe they would be really be opened. That’s just plum crazy.
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Believe it.
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I just had a thought…
Are there scratch-n-sniff stickers one can order for the more adventurous type? I mean, one really has to “know” what they’re getting, right?
*** wait a minute… I do believe there are! The 80’s had a few kinds of “gross” sticker types – if I remember right.
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I remember Wacky Packages from the 70’s. Crust for Crest, and Turd for Tide… so yeah, probably.
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I think I know their target age group: 18-24 year old males. After all, their brains aren’t fully developed yet, we now know.
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I agree, except the age should be broader – maybe starting at 8. Preteens can be wacky, or they used to be. How do I know? I was one. haha (sigh)
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Well that turned my stomach a bit!!
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Then my work here is done…
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Haha!
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It could always be worse… just wait until someone decides to start selling Sharts in a Jar…
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Now you’re just being ridiculous.
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Just now?
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In general…but also now, yes!
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They do sell cow patties – but that’s not the same, eeh?
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Eewwww….just ewwwww…..
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Agreed.
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No. Just no
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Oh come on…. surely you can think of someone who wants one.
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I remain in production and leave the distribution to the winds of chance.
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A wise choice.
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Why………………good Lord WHY???
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Because they can.
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ugh
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ok, so I had to look it up to see if it’s a real site. Just in case you were putting us on, I opened a new browser window and typed in the company name, and lo-and-behold, there it was! They even have a U.S. partner (no need to have those farts flying across the pond, right?)
Sure, it looks legit, but somehow I think it’s a set-up by some college student majoring in IT. Maybe doing a master’s thesis on how people believe anything on the internet. Or just trying to see how much traffic such an odd site would get. Who knows? But I’m sure not going to spend any of my money to find out.
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If you start doubting the veracity of jarred farts? There’s no reason for me to continue blogging…
🤣
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I just want to know if they are hiring for contributors? I’d be happy to give them Ari the Aromatic Ass Aroma. Seems like easy money. 🙂
Starting to regret I found your blog yet?
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Never!
I’m sure they’d be open to new flavors. Perhaps we can all contribute and have regional farts from each of our home states. Think of the possibilities!
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I’m afraid I can’t “like” this blog post because that is just gross.
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Understood.
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Heck, as an old man I give my farts away free—constantly!!
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That’s just bad business.
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That post was a gas…
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Nothing like a little butt trumpeting to set the mood….
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Wow! Oh, the random things you edify me on…I am thankful for your blog. 😀
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If they’re stuck in my head? I have to share…
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Who is liable if grandpa has a fart attack when opening his gift?
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I’m sure there’s a suitable ‘use at your own risk’ warning label.
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Oh. Well, that is new and different, isn’t it.
(Also hellano.)
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Definitely different….
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