No. Just… no.


I think we’ve established I won’t eat it.



I’m not eating the kale chips.

I’m not drinking the kale smoothies….



Hell no.

But this?

This is a bridge too far.




Now you want me to wash my hair with it?




Damn…. and here I was looking forward to lathering up with a nice chunk of fat back.




This is a kale free household and it’s going to stay that way!

28 thoughts on “No. Just… no.”

      1. It was kale! I steamed it and then lightly fried it with some caramelised onion – I had some fritters with it too. I had a half a bag left from a recipe I made for one of my clients and I didn’t know what else to do with it. I hate wasting food.

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  1. LOL. I don’t particularly enjoy kale, but I just had some recently for a recipe. I had so much left over that I put a little into our salads one night. When I told my 16 year old we were having kale in our salad, she said (with a hillbilly accent), “oh, kale no.” We had a good laugh. Now, I will always think of that when I see kale.

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  2. Once upon a time, I thought anything crispy and salty would taste good, so I baked up some kale chips. And then promptly threw them away after tasting one, thereby rendering my hypothesis inaccurate.

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