Does anyone need a banana phone?
No.
But buy one and save a gorilla just the same.
A must for Star Wars fanatics.
Yes James, I’m talking to you.
Cake.
On a stick.
Need I say more?
I’m not sure my bar game could possibly be more up, but bottles of gin are definitely my favorite DIY.
While I take umbrage at the horrible people designation (I’ve always thought of myself as just slightly awful) this is one seriously bawdy, provocative, risqué fun party game.
Does it surprise you to know I have all 6 expansion packs?
It shouldn’t.
So if you like raunchy, crude, earthy blue humor?
Give it a try.
Obviously I need the chopsticks but I’d happily own all of those. The banana phone looks like a ‘must have’ product too!
On a separate note – I only came across this post because you linked me – it didn’t appear in my reader. I had the same issue with my posts in 2016 and suddenly it seemed like no-one was reading anything I wrote, but it was because they couldn’t see it. WordPress eventually sorted it out for me but I had to contact them to let them know.
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Damn. No one should miss my riveting drivel. Thanks for letting me know…
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And for future reference I post everyday, twice a day now because… you know, pandemic boredom… so even if I’m not in your reader? I’m here.
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It’s ok, you’re back in the reader now. I’m a lazy follower so even with the best of intentions I can’t be relied upon if posts aren’t presented to me in an easily accessible list.
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Don’t make me link you in every post…. because I can.
😈
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If I go missing for more than 48 hours then you know what to do…
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Raise a glass and toast?
Wait… that can’t be right.
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Touché
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You just can’t drop a straight line like that around here. It’s too tempting.
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Video is unavailable on my phone. Will check back later on the ‘puter.
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“A phone with a peel”?
Damn.
Now I have to buy one!
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In a recent blog post, I wrote, “Most new ideas are bad ideas.”
Apparently some have never heard that.
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So no banana phone for you…?
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So wait a minute…. if we’re taking bananas away from gorillas to make phones out of them, just how are we saving them? Now they’ll have to eat chocolate bars and get obesity and diabetes…
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I think there are banana Twinkies now….
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So when does the Crimes Against Humanity Tournament start?? I need to get plane tickets!
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I hope Crimes Against Humanity never starts, as for the cards… I haven’t played in a while. Might be rusty.
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I’m a casual Star Wars fan at best, but holy shit, I want those light saber chopsticks. They would really elevate my sushi game!
Also, did you hear they’re coming out with a family-friendly version of Cards Against Humanity?
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Family friendly? That takes all the fun out of it!
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Love that game!
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It’s a hoot. If you have the right crowd…
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WOW!!! I expect you to send me 2 of each via Fedex!!!
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I wouldn’t hold your breath for that…
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I’ve played that card game…….when I was a bit inebriated, okay a lot inebriated and the people I played with didn’t like me because I was a bit, how should I say, belligerent about the game, and then I won.
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Winning is the best revenge.
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Some questionable products there definitely, but I love reading about topics like this. Thanks! Also, when my son was very young and he had some music by Raffi, I listened to a song about a Banana Phone quite a lot, so that is all I could think of when I started reading this.
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That Banana Phone song will be stuck in my head forever.
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