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I have stacks and stacks of free magazines I have yet to read. ( If you’re interested let me know, I’ll hook you up.)
Here are a few articles that got my attention.
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Online reviews of our National Parks. Proof positive people are idiots.
Although it’s hard to argue with ‘a very very large hole’ for the Grand Canyon.
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Thank you, no.
A month ago they were pushing mermaid shampoo and that was bad enough.
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Avocado pudding?
I’d rather eat kale stuffed meatless meatballs.
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I think I’ve mentioned my hatred of dolls and all things doll like. But a museum filled with uber creepy antique ones?
Now that’s a blog worth writing.
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Llamapalooza?
I am so down with that!
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Kind of underwhelming?
We visited Plymouth last fall and saw this oh so famous rock.
Kind of is the understatement of the year.
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My mother used to make those china dolls. Very creepy… the dolls, not my mom…
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Thanks for clarifying.
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Creepy dolls….ugh. I still long to see the big hole! And I’m with you on the llamapoolozo! 🦙
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The big hole was impressive I must admit it. We did it last year…
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I can’t wait!
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I have a “Tampa Rock” to commemorate my arrival. Since they seem to be running out of ideas to print (and brain cells of those doing the printing), maybe I can get a story published about my rock. It is a nice rock. Really nice. Kind of “stony”. It was a little bigger than the other rocks next to it. It “spoke” to me. It said “Hey, it took me 4 trillion years to get here, and you plan on moving me in about 5 seconds. Stop”.
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I have been known to wax poetic on rocks when we travel. A week long trip to the White Mountains resulted in a month’s worth of rock blogs. Riveting stuff.
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But Plymouth gets all the attention. I guess the press is stoneaphobic.
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Pfft. I have more impressive rocks in my backyard.
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We did a Booboopalooza in Chattanooga, TN a few years back. It was a Freakin’ BLAST
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Tennessee was fun. We enjoyed our trip there…
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I love those snarkalicous cards describing the National Parks!! If I had to describe El Paso it would be……….”Beige, dusty beige, hot and dry……Very, very desert-y”…lmao.
On the upside, No tornados, earthquakes, tropical storms, hurricanes or any other natural disaster’s to speak of. If you want un-natural disasters try morning rush hour traffic going west on I-10. Yep, that pretty much sums up my hometown.
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Yeah, “Beige” doesn’t draw nearly as many tourist as you would hope.
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Don’t knock the chocolate & avocado pudding til you taste it–and all you have to do is leave out the avocado!!
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Sounds like a plan.
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Something tells me those “idiot” National Parks reviewers are Trump supporters. Just an educated guess.
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The museum with the creepy doll is 1.5 hours from home. If I’m ever really desperate for blog material, maybe I’ll make the trip.
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Oh, yes. Please do!
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