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A blogging milestone was reached by yours truly recently.
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Although I’m not sure recognition was necessary.
Now if they had a banner that said, Congratulations on posting copious amounts of useless drivel people inexplicably continue to read I could understand it.
I mean really, celebrating this post –
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Where I wax poetic about meatless meat and utterly wrong rice seems a trifle excessive.
But who am I to argue with the WordPress gods?
I’ve been here since July of 2018 and have thoroughly enjoyed the experience. If the powers that be choose to recognize my productivity? Who am I to argue.
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Yup. That’s me.
If you can’t dazzle them with content, flood them with redundancy.
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River's world..... 
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull puckies….
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That’s always been my motto.
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Big presence in little Maine is what the WordPress gods think…hey, I happen to love drivel! As I’m sure you’re perfectly aware. 😛
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I do tend to cast a wide shadow on the reader. It seems I’m always there…
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Yeah, but how many millions have you made on WordPress???
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I refuse to profit from my drivel. I’d rather share willingly with the masses…..
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Wow—I’m like a snail. I believe my blog has been around since 2012, and I’m not sure I’ve reached 200!
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My brain is filled with worthless drivel anxiously waiting to be released….
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Ha! And mine is just empty.
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I was willing to check your blog, but am unable for some reason.
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That’s quite alright; I probably won’t post again for another six months anyway.
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You’re such a tease…
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Congrats on your thousandth! I’ll never get tired of home improvement mishaps, but I think you’re costar deserves an award too 😀
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costar(s): husband, deer, etc.
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Yes, I’d be nowhere without my stellar supporting cast.
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Thanks. Sadly the home improvement mishaps will continue. Well, sad for me… I’m sure they’re much more enjoyable from your location.
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You are diverse in your drivel and that’s why I’m a fan! Congrats.
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Diverse drivel. That’s basically the tag line of my life….
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Hold up, you’ve done 1,000 posts in two years and I’ve done 1,662 in SEVEN years? Holy cow. I’m clearly doing something wrong. (Or, apparently, NOT doing.) Sigh.
Still, hearty congratulations. Ya done did good, River…
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In my case, it’s about quantity not quality.
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Congratulations!
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I choose to hear the sincerity…
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Sincerity? Sure, I can fake that!
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And I appreciate the effort.
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I’ve been here 10+ years and I don’t think I’ve posted 1,000 yet!
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Well, you know the old saying…. too much of a good thing.
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Congrats — however, if it weren’t for woodchucks, squirrels, rodents, rocks, rusty tools, and margaritas, you would probably only have about three posts (but they would be three awesome ones!). 😉
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Hey now, I also have grocery store horrors and posts from my crazy townspeople. What more could you want?
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Well hell…my blog is banned from the Royal Court. You can find it down at the Blacksmiths shop, banging out cast iron and stuff.
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The court is willing to consider a knighthood for it’s loyal subjects… providing they supply the court with ample ale and grog.
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Only thin g I got ample supply of is sarcasm. Guess it is Horseshoes for eternity for me.
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The court respectfully declines. When it comes to sarcasm, our cup runneth over.
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