A new follower is always a lovely thing.
Unless it’s a bot, a business or one of those endless fake blogs I zap on a daily basis.
A new follower of the utmost distinction joined my list. There he is, right at the top.
Yes, The World’s Best Farter has joined our ranks. I’m not sure whether to be flattered or disturbed, but welcome Mr. Farter.
Pull up a chair.
Preferably over there, in the far corner.
Now admit it…
You’re jealous he found me first.