.
But I know you do.
.
.
Admit it, we’ve all wanted to feel a little warmer and cheesier this year.
.
.
This gives a whole new meaning to the word shortcake.
.
.
Skin as soft and supple as a nice juicy brain? What woman doesn’t dream of that!
.
.
I have to admit this one might have validity. We live next to a horse farm and see our fair share of flies. A real life arcade game with salt bullets… hmm.
.
.
River's world..... 
None of those appeal to me, lol. No, not even the strawberry toilet seat.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Damn.
I’ll try harder next time.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Christmas shopping already?????
LikeLiked by 1 person
Not quite…
LikeLike
ok then.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Well, OK. The salt shooter … maybe. But it is a little light in caliber … a .357 magnum gets ’em deader …
LikeLiked by 1 person
True. But the salt shooter puts smaller holes in your walls.
LikeLiked by 1 person
So somebody sat around and actually figured that the world was a better place with these things? Wow. The extinction of intelligence is just around the corner, I can sense it.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh come on, even you have to admit the world would be a better place if everyone was wrapped in a tortilla…
LikeLike
Yeah, but damn if the Salsa won’t be a problem.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Not to mention the sour cream…
LikeLike
The Tortilla would work for me. Looking forward to seeing how creative people get in Secret Santa this year.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’ll search for a tomato accompaniment pillow just for you!
LikeLike
Please don’t. I hate tomatoes. Lol
LikeLiked by 1 person
What, no updated Monopoly game with spaces like TRUMP TOWER and MARA LAGO for the Trump crowd (but, for the Never-Trumpers, with no GET OUT OF JAIL FREE card for Trump)?
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’m sure there is one, but no.
LikeLiked by 1 person
fly on the piano… so funny!
LikeLiked by 1 person
And so true!
LikeLiked by 1 person
This is really your Christmas list, isn’t it?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ha!
It isn’t… but maybe it should be.
LikeLike
Years ago a former boyfriend brought a toy potato gun to my family’s Thanksgiving gathering. You punched the business end of the gun into a potato, then shot the potato pellet. My young nieces and nephews thought boyfriend was the best ever! My mother found hardened potato pellets behind furniture for months after. I think the salt shooter has promise!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Damn. A potato is a much more dangerous projectile. You could kill bigger bugs with one of those …
LikeLike
When I was growing up, some older women kept shotguns loaded with rock salt, just in case they had to shoot something they didn’t want to kill…
LikeLiked by 1 person
Like husbands?
😈
LikeLiked by 1 person
Like peach-stealing kids…
LikeLiked by 1 person
I actually tried to convince Tara we should buy a pizza comforter for the bed once. She didn’t bite.
Pun (and pepperoni) intended.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Pepperoni nightmares are nothing to joke about..
LikeLike
Middle daughter wants the tortilla blanket hehe!
LikeLiked by 1 person
And who can blame her…
LikeLike