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Epic fails in the kitchen. They usually happen when you’re having your MIL or the boss over for dinner.
So when I saw these online the other day? I had to share…
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Not even close.
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Funny, I’ve made this dish as well… but had no idea it was Italian.
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Recipes.
Sometimes they just like to screw with you.
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Ninja throwing apples!
I like.
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Oh, hell no!
That mouth. I just can’t…
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I’m all for making pets out of rocks, they’re so obedient. But this looks more like a creepy charcoal briquette.
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It’s official.
I will never eat sausage again.
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River's world..... 
Parade some naked bacon in front of those sausages and see if you get the bread to rise a little better.
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Well, I can’t speak for the sausage… but bacon works for me.
😉
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That’s one surly looking ladybug.
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Not the least bit appetizing, I agree.
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But better than the sausage rolls.
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Anything is better than those sausage rolls!
😳
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I LOL’d all the way through…
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Then my work here is done….
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahha!!!
But I LIKE sausage!!
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So do I. But there limits…
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That lady bug roll looked a little like those craft things we used to do when I was kid. I think you made them from dried up apples, or something.
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I remember those. They looked like a toothless grandmother…
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I like the apple one. Nothing like a weaponized fruit.
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You never know when you might need one…
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“Not even close.” Whadda you mean?? It is Lady Bug’s mother-in-law!!
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I can see that…
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I can’t…those sausages…I mean….omg. 🤣
Note to self: ensure you are neither eating or drinking hot beverages, or any beverages, when reading Rivergirl. 😂
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That’s probably a wise move. I should have a disclaimer…
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Yes!
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Hahaha… Try keeping in a laugh so your curious daughter doesn’t peek at your screen and see a penis sausage! Cruel!
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Apologies. Next time I’ll put a pork R rating warning…
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I’ve made the mistake of pouring my homemade chicken stock down the drain as well. But that was because I was on the phone with my friend trying to explain something for the nine-hundredth time and poof, my stock went down the sink. I still blame her for that…lol
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I, on the other hand, never make stock from scratch. Problem solved.
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Ladybug rolls? More like ladybug TROLLS. Somebody give Peter Jackson that recipe if he’s ever planning another Tolkien movie.
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Inspiration. It’s everywhere….
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Oh holy hell these are hysterical!!
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And more than a little disturbing.
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I feel sorry for the 14 year old trying to explain the cake to his friends.
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I’m hoping mom went to the grocery store bakery and put that abomination in the trash…
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Hands-down winner? The traditional dish from Pompeii. I am discreetly sending this to my partner, who firmly believes that “roaring inferno” is something that should happen when he’s grilling…
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Follows the Vesuvius style of cooking, eh….
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