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Asteroid?
Nope.
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Rise of the mammals?
Uh uh.
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What really killed the dinosaurs?
This:
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The poor bastards were eating kale.
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Asteroid?
Nope.
.
.
Rise of the mammals?
Uh uh.
.
.
What really killed the dinosaurs?
This:
.
.
The poor bastards were eating kale.
.
River's world..... 
Wait, a plant that doesn’t die in winter? Sounds like Satan is involved.
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It’s kale. That’s definitely the devil’s work….
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It would be animal cruelty but have you tried to feed Mama Squirell Kale?!?!?
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“Okay dinosaurs, how do you want to go?”
“What’s our options?”
“Asteroid or kale.”
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SEND IN THE ASTEROID!!
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You can’t blame them.
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Earth was probably thinking, hey baby, nice ass-teroid…
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*groan*
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Yeas, have you tried giving the mafia squirrel kale? She may bust out of there faster than an asteroid headed for earth, lol.
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I used to put the kale we got in our CSA outside. No one would eat it. No one.
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I am glad the kale survived the asteroid. Sausage and kale soup. Is this the wrong context to say is to die for ?
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On the contrary, it’s the perfect time.
Just ask T Rex.
Oh, wait. You can’t.
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I re-can’t that I can’t. And raise you one bowl of soup.
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I’m brighter than your average Tyrannosaur. No kale for me.
😳
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Well I guess the rex my argument. I will concede and fade into the west…
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The history books got it all wrong. It was kale all along. Is humankind hurtling towards extinction cos we’re eating kale???
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You may be…
I’m safe.
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I would grow it for the beauty. It’s a gorgeous plant. Forget eating it…ugh
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