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Alternate title : The Bitch is Back.
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Still on our roof.
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Still trying to chew her way back into our house.
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Look at her.
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Taunting me.
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We’ve sealed up every entry point we can find.
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But she keeps looking.
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Did I laugh when she scrambled on top of the gutter, slipped and fell in the downspout?
Damn right I did.
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River's world..... 
She is nothing if not persistent. I hope you are sealed nice and tight.
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We think we are..
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We had a squirrel that got into the attic by chewing through the flashing around an exhaust fan vent. Come to find out, according to squirrel experts, squirrels like the taste of glue or any adhesive. My point being that from your squirrel’s pov you may have created a tasty treat.
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Great. Just what I need… a Golden Corral for squirrels.
😡
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You may not need it, but that’s what you’ve got.
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I hear ya, lady… I’ve got a mouse or rat in my wall that I can’t get rid of…
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And when it dies, the smell is a gift that keeps on giving.
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Ug, they are very cute, but they can be a huge pain, too. Great photos of her, though. Good luck with the squirrel. I will watch for more updates!
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I love grey squirrels but this beast has broken me.
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She is like an old girlfriend who keeps coming back. Wait, are we talking about something else and this is a metaphor for something else. Enjoy your holidays!
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Maybe in need to send Mockingbird Killer Charlie up yonder to Casa River to take care of Momma squirrel for you. Just a suggestion, but then again Charles is a warm weather kind of feline lol.
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Please do. We never had this problem when we had cats…
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You may have to call animal control to get rid of her. They’ll move her 20 miles away.
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I’m still hoping for a hawk intervention….
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We had a relentless woodpecker that knocked a huge hole in the house trim. I hurled rocks, sticks and epithets to chase it off but it always came back, at least until we got the trim replaced and painted after a hailstorm last year. Hopefully it’s found another house to molest.
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We had a pecker try that. I was a crazy woman waving a broom around and screaming like a lunatic. It worked on the bird, but this squirrel is the devil’s spawn.
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I think they all are.
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Forget Elton, I’m queuing up the Mission Impossible theme. Go Mama Red!
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Please pm me your address…. I’m sure she’s actively looking for a new home.
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The squirrel slipped on the gutter? If you greased it, that will just make her re-double her efforts to get in. If you didn’t grease it, she’ll think you don’t love her anymore and make you pay a price for ignoring her. You’re doomed.
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I didn’t grease it, but now that you mention it….
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She is cute! If you’re house is sealed tight, you can just watch and laugh now. I hope you nicknamed her something other then Bitch. Lol
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We’ve been battling her and her brood all year. She chewed her way into the house and barn. Bitch is appropriate.
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Just remember she takes notes whenever you laugh at her hurting herself!!
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But I can’t help it!
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I feel by laughing at her fall, you’ve brought about some bad karma… Don’t be surprised if she finds refuge right above your bedroom ceiling!
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I really couldn’t help it.
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She just wants someplace warm to cocoon for the winter ~ why not get your hubs to build her a squirrel house?
You know, when he’s done with the barn. 😛
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Noooooo!
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And he can use up any extra insulation to make it real toasty! 😆
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You’re not funny!
🤨
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She likes your warm house and knows it’s gonna get cold.
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That’s what I’m afraid of!
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