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Cats rule.
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Thank you kitty, I’ve always hated that elf.
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Ah, Facebook. Why your algorithms think I’m in constant need of this product is a mystery I fear I’ll never solve.
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On the bright side, packing for that trip won’t take as long this year.
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Yes Karen… He’s talking to you.
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Chicken Godzilla. Rampaging through a Christmas village near you…
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It’s 2020…. kiss your visions of sugarplums goodbye.
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River's world..... 
You probably said ”nutsack” out loud one too many times.
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Yeah, I don’t think so…
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Those inoculations will be the shot in the arm this country needs to get back on track.
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Now if we can just talk everyone into getting them.
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Easy… tell people there aren’t enough of them and it will be first come, first served…
… although there will be riots…
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I think the red squirrel is using your laptop to order nuts while you sleep.
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That wouldn’t surprise me…
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😂😂😂
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Go kitty!
I’ll represent you pro bono!
Elf on a Shelf = a nosy parker who deserves to be buried with a stake of holly through . . . the hole where his heart should be.
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A dirty litter box is the perfect resting place for that little bastard.
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Exactly right!
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These are great! I get ads for the same stuff on Facebook too! Maybe they target women knowing we’ll think it’s funny and buy it for our guys?!?!
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It may be funny, but I’m never buying Ball Wash.
Ever!
🤣
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Me either girl!!
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“Sack spray”.
Also, I have never been a fan of that elf either, which is why I never bought one. 🙂
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I’d buy one just to torture it and post funny pictures.
Hmm… when do they go on sale?
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The great thing is, most of us don’t need to wear anything on Christmas Day!
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Speak for yourself!
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It wasn’t what you wear wearing Christmas but hubby and Santa!!
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My bed is in my Living Room. No pressure for me.
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I’m still stuck on “Nut Rub”. I don’t think I really processed anything after that…
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Imagine how I feel, seeing it every other day.
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I’d like to get some Christmas spirit…but since I can’t go to Portland Services this year? none.
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I have very little. No energy or desire to decorate it up big like years past… and since we can’t take our annual getaway trip? Meh.
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