Things I don’t need.

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I dislike Pepsi and find it sickeningly sweet.

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So Apple Pie Pepsi? That’s a hard pass.

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While this sounded like a cute idea?

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The aesthetics leave a lot to be desired. That looks less like a mouthful of chocolate chip cookie and more like a mouth filled with…. well, never mind.

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Sorry, but my cabinet doors aren’t playing loud music past 10:00 pm or yelling at their husband to pick up his dirty socks. No noise suppression is required.

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First they want me to exercise with rubber bands, now they want me to wrap them around my mattress? I’ll tell you right now…. neither one of those things will be happening anytime soon.

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No.

Just, no.

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38 thoughts on “Things I don’t need.”

  1. Nostril-Damn-Us predicts: The life of Apple Pie Pepsi will be short … boobie pillows will find their way to the landfill before spring. Cookie cup will be ‘accidently’ dropped before New Years Day …

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  2. Sound dampening bumpers are all the rage in Switzerland where people in apartments are constantly complaining about cabinet door noise. 🙂

    Oh and Pepsi flavoured like apple pie? My son loves Pepsi (I hate it). Even he wrinkled his nose at this one. 🙂

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  3. Gross. (Referring to the first and last products.) What’ll they think of next (referring to the first product) – peanut butter Pepsi? Marmite Pepsi? And how about testicle pillows? If we’re going to have gross/ridiculous pillows, let’s at least be equal-opportunity about it.

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