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I can honestly say I’ve never felt so utterly appreciated for purchasing a product before this package arrived yesterday.
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The box told me I was helping hungry children.
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And that I was awesome.
I already knew this, but positive reinforcement never hurts.
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The inner paperwork thanked me.
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And told me again how awesome I was.
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It went on to explain that my one little bottle of ground rosemary (because the husband refuses to eat fresh… it’s too prickly. 🙄) fed one needy child.
I hope it’s true.
I’m choosing to believe it’s true, because if it’s not… I’d have to reconsider my awesomeness, and that’s not happening.
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The rosemary was quite good so I may order from them again.
But I seriously doubt it will be this…
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Tofu.
Smells like sweaty feet… and tastes even worse.
🤢
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River's world..... 
Penzeys Spices give me little embroidered patches and bumperstickers and jewelry pins AND never once has tried to sell me on the idea that tofu is anything more than tofu.
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Damn. Now I feel like my spice company is slacking…
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Well, at least your ordered, ground rosemary was a hit. And, the hubs thinks fresh Rosemary is “prickly?” WTH? It’s the best of the herbs out there.
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I know! But he won’t eat wild rice for the same reason…
🥴
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Oh geez, don’t get me started on these charity scams consumer companies run. Yeah, they’re donating 50 million meals… but their maximum donation goal is already a fraction of what they normally sell anyway…. so they’re just using the “but this to help charity” gimmick to increase their sales by making people think their purchase actually made a difference. Sorry to be so cynical, but 23 years in retail have opened up (and made me roll) my eyes to shady stuff like this…
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No problem, I didn’t buy it for that reason anyway.
😉
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“Buy this to help charity”, not “but this”. WP needs an edit function for visitor comments!
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‘But this’ would be more appropriate for my awful FB ads….
😉
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Yes, that’s true. I hope tofu products can taste better.
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I’m not holding my breath..
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Good for you!! Happy Valentine’s Day Ms. Awesome!
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And the same to you!
❣️
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My husband always generously donates his tofu portion to the kids when I do a stir-fry. It’s not that bad!
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No, it is. It really is….
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I have been a vegetarian for 25 years.
I have eaten tofu ONCE.
ONCE was enough. 😀
Tofu is NOT awesome.
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Thank you for saying that. Not many meat free people will admit it!
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Just think how many more they could have fed and how many trees they could have saved if they hadn’t included so much paper with the box??
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But… but… they think I’m awesome.
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We know. Don’t you see the neon lights over your HOUSE??
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I try not to. Don’t want to appear conceited.
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*snortz*
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I like Tofu but not Eggs, so that Definitely would not work for me.
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I don’t like either.
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