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Lately Facebook’s algorithms have given me non stop ball wash and butt deodorant. I have no idea why …. as I don’t have balls or need to perfume my ass.
But this?
This is definitely a bridge too far.
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Tofu!
For the love of all that’s holy…. no.
I don’t eat it.
I won’t eat it.
And you can’t make me eat it.
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A more disgusting thing to put in my mouth I have never met.
And that’s saying something.
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River's world..... 
If you ever need help taking tofu to the trash can, call me. I’ll stop and pick you up a burger on my way. Friends don’t let friends eat tofu.
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Thank you. It’s good to know someone has my back….
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🤮
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Exactly.
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Of all that is good and holy, what the literal fuck!?
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I know! It’s the very definition of horrid….
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I never knew what tofu looked like before. Now I can recognize it when I see it so I can correctly pitch it in the trash…
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Happy to help.
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Ha! That reminds of the time Ron Swanson visited a health food store on “Parks & Rec” and threw veggie bacon in the trash when offered a sample.
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A totally understandable response.
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Mmm. Well, I didn’t know tofu needed pressing. I am feeling a tiny bit smarter now …
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Now I feel stupid for making fun of the device…. tofu that’s going to be fried or grilled is usually pressed to remove excess water.
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I didn’t know it either, but mainly because I work hard not to think about tofu.
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I like Tofu but the blended form did not look appetizing at all.
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It could always be topped with kale!!!
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And quinoa and hummus. Yes.
🤢
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I’m okay with tofu but who in the hell is pressing it at home?!?
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Not me!
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They say Tofu takes on the flavor of whatever it’s cooked with.
In that case I say fry it in bacon fat!!!
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Now you’re talking. And while we’re at it… bourbon.
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lol
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