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Today is Mother’s Day and Lord Dudley Mountcatten marked the occasion by doing absolutely nothing. He didn’t hack me up a hairball, he didn’t push his food bowl my way… he didn’t even drop a dead mouse at my feet. What a slacker!
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I mean really, would it have killed him to order me a box of cocktail chocolates?
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No, it would not. The lazy sod sleeps on the keyboard for heaven’s sake… and don’t tell me he doesn’t have thumbs. Those paws are more dexterous than you think.
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(Don’t laugh, kitty mothers count.) Come on Dudley… River needs a chocolate covered margarita.
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See? This cat made breakfast…. I don’t think I’m being at all unreasonable.
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Same over here!
I gave new momma-cat, Ash, some tuna this morn.
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And she gave you nothing. Typical.
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In the UK, Mother’s Day was ages ago 🙂 Those chocolates look gooood !
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Alcohol and chocolate are two of my favorite treats!
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How ungrateful of Lord Dudley. I got nothing from Charlie either, but then again I didn’t get anything from my human kids either, two of them had to work and the other is sick….fun times 🙄.
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Ungrateful children. All of them!
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Well, technically, you should be mad at your husband because he is supposed to be the facilitator for Lord Dudley.
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He is? No one told me..
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Ody only knows two times…. morning feeding time and evening feeding time. Everything else is just a vast emptiness of nameless hours best used for sleeping somewhere comfy….
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I really want to come back as a cat in my next life….
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Is there a website? I know my dil would LOVE these…
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Gosh, I don’t know. I saw them on Facebook.
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But you ordered them yourself, right?
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Sadly, no.
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You’re darn right kitty mothers count. Bunny mothers, too. Belated happy Mother’s Day!
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We’re so overlooked. I should write to Hallmark…
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