He’s such a slacker.

Today is Mother’s Day and Lord Dudley Mountcatten marked the occasion by doing absolutely nothing. He didn’t hack me up a hairball, he didn’t push his food bowl my way… he didn’t even drop a dead mouse at my feet. What a slacker!

I mean really, would it have killed him to order me a box of cocktail chocolates?

No, it would not. The lazy sod sleeps on the keyboard for heaven’s sake… and don’t tell me he doesn’t have thumbs. Those paws are more dexterous than you think.

(Don’t laugh, kitty mothers count.) Come on Dudley… River needs a chocolate covered margarita.

See? This cat made breakfast…. I don’t think I’m being at all unreasonable.

16 thoughts on “He’s such a slacker.”

Same over here!

I gave new momma-cat, Ash, some tuna this morn.

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Rivergirl says:

May 9, 2021 at 2:54 pm

And she gave you nothing. Typical.
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In the UK, Mother’s Day was ages ago 🙂 Those chocolates look gooood !

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Rivergirl says:

May 9, 2021 at 2:53 pm

Alcohol and chocolate are two of my favorite treats!

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How ungrateful of Lord Dudley. I got nothing from Charlie either, but then again I didn’t get anything from my human kids either, two of them had to work and the other is sick….fun times 🙄.

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Rivergirl says:

May 9, 2021 at 2:52 pm

Ungrateful children. All of them!
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Well, technically, you should be mad at your husband because he is supposed to be the facilitator for Lord Dudley.

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Rivergirl says:

May 9, 2021 at 3:55 pm

He is? No one told me..
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Ody only knows two times…. morning feeding time and evening feeding time. Everything else is just a vast emptiness of nameless hours best used for sleeping somewhere comfy….

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