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Because this month’s issue was extra horrible and requires two posts.
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Sorry Cara, but I definitely don’t want to hear all about your sex toys.
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Golden penis syndrome. If nothing else? Receiving this gift subscription has made me aware how utterly out of touch I am.
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As if you men don’t think your wands have magic powers already. Geesh.
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Interesting demographic there. All in the south except one town in Massachusetts. Wonder why…?
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No, I didn’t tear that article out and I didn’t tuck it under my mattress. I did give brief thought to sending a copy to Monica Lewinsky… but alas, I think that ship has sailed.
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River's world..... 
I thought I had Golden Penis Syndrome but it turned out to be just an accident with some spray-on tanning…
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Ha! I’ve heard of people having sun tanned palms but….
😳
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Well, now you know how it got that way.
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I would gladly accept the state into the Union of Southern States (purely fictitious) if it were not for its name mass-a-two-shi… (uhh) you know where I’m going.
hahahaha
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You do have to wonder who named that state….
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One things for certain –
You can learn a lot from Cosmo.
Sadly; not all that is learned, is benificial.
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Agreed.
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No….no…..no!
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I’m afraid so.
Yes.
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I am beginning to think that my ancestors idea of letting men and women just sort things out on their own were on to something …
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I think you’re right.
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You kids and your porno magazines!!!!
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That’s what it feels like.
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I knew there was a reason I don’t subscribe….thanks for reminding me!
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No problem!
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I’m so glad I don’t read Cosmopolitan.
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As soon as this subscription is done, I will be too.
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