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Have you ever tried this?
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I found it last week and it isn’t half bad. Apparently smashing citrus fruit and mixing it with vodka is a Maryland crab bake tradition.
This next one is all I’m going to say about the travesty happening in Texas. Because common sense is common sense, and if men were the ones who got pregnant? There would be clinics on every street corner.
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Have you ever felt like you just aren’t accomplishing enough?
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There.
I feel better already.
And finally, it’s never too early to start that Christmas knitting.
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I have posted that over and over about regulating MEN’S bodies. But most people in power are just TOO STUPID to get it.
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Also, they’re men. Which might have more than a little to do with it.
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99.9% I think.
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If something ISN’T half bad, does that not also mean that it IS at least PARTIALLY bad? Maybe up to 49% bad? Or actually any measurement that is not half. 100%?
These are the conundrums I’d rather deal with than checking papers.
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It’s a cocktail… in a can, so not half bad is the highest recommendation I can give.
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Ohh I’m going to try citrus fruit with vodka, sounds like I’d like it. As for the bullshit going on here in Texas regarding women’s reportative rights, I completely agree with you, if men want to control what I do with my body, then they should be able to let us control theirs. Like how many times they can have sex, with whom, and then after a certain amount of sexual encounters, they should be sterilized. Or hell, why don’t we just start with Governor Abbot, maybe the motherfucker would like to be castrated. It’s not like the fucker has any balls to speak of, right?
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Great idea. But don’t put him in the hospital before he solves Texas’s rape problem. Because, you know… he said he could.
😡
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Nothing this dirtbag mofo says about what he “said” he’d do is the truth….
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Are he and Florida’s DeSantis related?
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All dirtbag politicians are related in one way or another.
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Orange + vodka = screwdriver. Grapefruit + vodka = greyhound.
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This is a mixture of orange, lemon and lime.
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Nice!
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Today’s news has been filled with advice to start xmas shopping early due to shipping issues causing items to be out of stock.
I love fucket list!!
I have a screecap of plastic chicken arms. I grabbed it for an online friend who now raises chickens… but forgot she’s left wp.
Today’s Texas news was one of the men who initiated the stupid law insisting that it will “lead to more abstinence.” DORK!! And again, who’s gonna card for all the unwanted babies?!? Esp those with severe medical issues? Where’s the law to deal with that???
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I am not Xmas shopping in September. Nope. Uh uh. If the stores run out of gifts? I’ll give toilet paper and hand sanitizer.
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I don’t give xmas presents… it’s fun to watch the panic.
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Society takes another turn – – Man-bashing
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And in this instance we deserve to be bashed! I have no idea what your problem is, Ken, but if you feel all men are being bashed you can go back to your trogodyte cave and play with yourself into your own coffee cup. A real man stands up for women all over the world! He is not offended when women openly react to being shat upon. I do not take offense with anything that has been said here or anywhere. The kitchen is not so hot I have to get out of it! Men are the ones who lit the fire!
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Sometimes a joke is a joke, but seriously…
You need to reel it in
Trogodyte?
If you don’t feel the need, you’re the problem.
btw – it’s spelled “troglodyte”
Lastly, if this was your blog I’d tell you where you can go, but I think I’ll bid YOU farewell
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Attack the typos! A typical ploy for someone with nothing intelligent to say.
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Not only did I love the fucket toon, or is that a meme, but I agree 110% with the 100 random sexual encounter thing. The worst part is, is women have 100 random sexual encounters with men in a year, the men get to call them sluts. But if men get to have 100 random sexual encounters in a year, other men get jealous. I hope women who don’t have 100 random sexual encounters a year are jealous of their slutty counterparts, because in my mind earning the title “slut” is something to be held in high regard. I remember a woman friend of mine wearing a t-shirt in the 80s that proudly proclaimed hereelf SLUT, AND PROUD OF IT. Most men were turned off by it. Me, I got myself a t-shirt that proclaimed myself MALE SLUT, even though really I never got lucky as often as she did.
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It’s the quintessential double standard. Sexually free women are sluts, sexually free men are players. Pigeon holing women into Madonna or whore leaves so much wonderful room in between.
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Who the hell would want to have sex with Madonna (not the singer!)? A real slut knows her way around a penis (am I allowed to say penis on your blog?) While a Madonna just lies there stiff as a board and thinks of England. Or John Wayne!
(Would you believe my Spelchek changes penis into “punishment”? Who the hell ever taught it that connection?)
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They say spell check is intuitive… you may want to reexamine what you’ve been typing.
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I looked, and I spelled it right. But every time it changed to punishment. I had to go back and manually make sure it said what I wanted it to say.
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That’s strangely funny.
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I thought so too.
I don’t usually self promote, but while I have your attention I thought I might direct your attention to a recent post of mine I posted on all three of my blogs, I think it is that important.
https://rawgodsspiritualatheism.wordpress.com/2021/09/16/women-and-heart-attacks-things-every-woman-should-know-and-so-should-the-men-who-share-their-worlds/
I am trying to spread the facts around how women’s heart attacks are different from men’s. I hope you will help me do that. You seem to have a lot of women readers.
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I like that single letter change. I am sure that is where the chicken put the christmas gift.
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Spelling. It’s so important..
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I was wondering how I could go about castigating the world’s leaders on their idiocy and war-inciting behaviours. But maybe castrating is more appropriate.
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It’s definitely longer lasting…
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If Dudley doesn’t like his harness, think how that poor chicken feels.
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No kidding.
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