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Who’s Pete? And why are we always calling him out…
Never mind. I’m actually here to gripe about my phone’s autocorrect.
Because in the past month, every time I type for it gets changed to fur.
Every. Single. Time.
Don’t get me wrong, predictive text rocks. And I’ve trained mine to spit out Mountcatten when it isn’t even a word.
But I don’t text about fur.
I don’t email about fur.
I don’t blog about fur.
(Which ironically, now that I want to… keeps changing to fir.)
So WTH?
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River's world..... 
Just furget about it… Oops!
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Be careful. It might be contagious…
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Maybe it’s fur your cat.
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*note to self- lock phone keyboard when asleep*
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Are you sure Lord Dudley isn’t using your phone while you’re asleep?
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Damn. I hadn’t thought of that. Cruising furry porn?
😳
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Fur sure, it could be fur something else….🤣
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My mind’s auto correct has the same issue! Every single time I tell it to “not drink”, it auto-corrects to “just one more to help me sleep better”.
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I turned that feature off years ago..
😉
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And that is the ducking truth ! I do love those awkward moments when one finds the auto-awkward-mistakes of the alleged ‘smart phone.’ In my case usually right after the send button has committed the error to public embarrassment. Who knew smart phones have a wicked sense of humor ? Here hold my beer and watch this… there is no way a smart phone could twist those simple words. …for the love of ducking Pete how did that happen? It just might be that technology has it in fur us all…
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My smart phone takes after me. Snarky and quick witted. This is not a good thing….
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Autocorrect never seems to understand me. I always hope that Pete does.
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I’ve found Pete to be quite fickle. Beware…..
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My biggest problem is that Spelchek, as I call it, was programmed by prudish religious wackjobs who are trying to control the vocabulary of non-prudish free-thinking actual human beings.
Believe it or not, I got to write that sentence without one stupid change. What the he’ll?
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While it’s entertaining to see what words they decide to substitute, it’s a full time job straightening things out afterwards.
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Trump”s Evangelicals controlling the Internet. I’d like to know who made them gods.
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Sumbody auto correct autocorrect befour it getz kompletely auto kontrol.
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The thyme fur that haz fast.
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Better Pete than Duck’s sake!
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True..
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Oh, have you discussed this problem with Mrs. Squirrel??? And are you sure Lord Dudley is so innocent??? He’s a CAT!
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I wouldn’t put it past that little red bitch to hack my phone!
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Many of my friends wish each other a ‘Shabbat Shalom’ every Friday. My predictive text tries to send out ‘Sherbet Shallots’ and I have to be quick on the finger to correct it …
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Ha! That’s perfect.
🤣
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More like auto INcorrect, amirite?
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Yur korrecked.
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