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My booze moose came in the mail Saturday.
And I’m not sure what I was expecting, but it certainly wasn’t a puzzle .
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This is the type of thing that makes the spatial reasoning challenged among us break into a cold sweat.
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Oh! The horror.
But I wanted to surprise the husband so I dove right in….
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And soon, a boozy moose appeared.
Was I disappointed in the lack of decent beer portrayed? Yes.
Busch Light and Coors Light will never pass our beer fridge’s portals.
Nope. Never. Not happening.
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I’ve determined the best place to hang him is on the big barn doors that are no longer doors. The husband’s warped antique mirror will have to be relocated…
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And his English pub ring toss game might be an issue.
Because while the booze moose is fun, it’s not what you would call solidly constructed. One errant ring toss could ruin him.
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This will require deep thought, so for now…..
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He’s just bellying up to the bar.
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River's world..... 
Bullwinkle?
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But with beer. Yes!
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Beerwinkle.
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Ha! I think that might be his new name..
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🙂
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Good job, but Busch?
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I know. It’s quite disappointing…
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Even better in person.
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There’s a way to beat the Busches
While hardly getting off your tushes.
If a certain brewery in Missoula
Whose brew will make you droola
Will ship some of their moose ale
To Mrs. Rivergirl and her male.
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Now that would be perfect.
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Hope he doesn’t get too much “head” on the beer he orders.
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That’s a moose????/ Maybe with about 7 Margaritas!!!
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It’s a moose. Drunk or sober…
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You could always trace the Coors pieces on your favourite beer cartons, and use the new cutouts. No one will sue you for breaking a patent. You’ll just be expressing yourself,
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That’s a good idea….
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I thought you might like it. I love thinking outside the booze moose box.
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Well, you got that in place PDQ. Okay so you don’t like Bud, Busch or Coors Light, it’s the decorative aspect you need to consider. The Booze Moose looks good!
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He’s mounted on Bulleit Bourbon and Tito’s vodka so I guess I can live with it.
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I loove that warped mirror. Trippy. Look forward to see the moose installed!
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It’s like a mini fun house.
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A moose made out of bad beer? The perfect gift!
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I thought so!
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He is so cute and also larger than I was expecting.
You must be exhausted.
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Well, it is a moose. They’re bigger than you might think…
😉
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