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You never know what you’ll find when you go antique shopping. Suffering from a nervous disorder?
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Plug in for instant relief. Or electrocution …
Searching for a few taxidermied squirrel asses?
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Look no more.
I actually wanted to buy the smaller one of these for the man cave… ( it’s the closest I’ll ever get to killing that little red bitch who chews through our walls ) but the husband wouldn’t let me.
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Need to give multiple fingers at once? They have that too.
And finally, if you want to suck out the souls of your grandchildren this Christmas?
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Vintage Santa is waiting with open arms.
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River's world..... 
Another post in which I am to tequila deficient to respond …
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Apologies.
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And I wish I had tequila to feel deficient enough to forget all those “antiques.”
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That’s a lot of tequila.
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At this point I’m good with a lot of tequila…..it kills all kinds of germs, lol.
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How much were the skwerl butts??
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$79.
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TOO MUCH!!
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And to think it’s only half a squirrel.
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Looks like props for B grade movies.
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Where do you think they get them..?
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You lost me on the last one—what am I missing???
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Old Santas are creepy!
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Never seen a young Santa!!!
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Vintage. Vintage Santas….
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Those taxidermied squirrel asses probably aren’t all that old. Anyone contemplating buying one should require the antique store owner to produce the squirrel’s birth certificate — no ifs, ands, or butts.
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I can get behind that.
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I can offer no rebuttal.
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That would be a catasstrophy…
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Catasstrophe…cheeky monkey.
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I have a vintage Santa like that from my Grandma. How much is he worth?
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This one was $68.
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Taxidermy….. you’re doing it wrong!
Maybe the next time a squirrel electrocutes itself on my backyard pole, I’ll have him made into a lovely stuffed ass to add a touch of class to my computer den…
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I think you should. Definitely…
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The finger coat hooks are cool. I think I would have to zombie them up a bit, blue-gray skin and broken filthy fingernails. Too bad I don’t have anywhere good to hang it up.
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A row of zombie fingers flipping you off would be much more effective, I agree.
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I’d understand if the squirrels’ butts were on the back side (no pun intended) of the taxidermy mounts. Apparently they ARE the mounts, though. Interesting…
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Man cave ready.. .
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That’d be a hard pass, even for me.
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Oh my. I’ll have nightmares about horror Santa tonight!
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What is it with Santas of yesteryear? They’re all creepy!
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