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While I usually cringe at the Facebook algorithms that pollute my feed with ball wash and stink free underwear, I have to admit this latest ad made me laugh.
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Because, come on. We all know an assless man.
And before I could even click on this so called miracle accessory, I was chuckling.
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The first step in healing is admitting you have a problem.
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Lord knows I love a product that doesn’t take itself seriously.
Check out this quick commercial.
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Need another chuckle?
The same company makes a wedding ring as well.
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River's world..... 
Usually men worry about the flip side.
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That’s a different blog entirely…
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I am told I have no ass. I never noticed. I’ve made it 72 years without one. No use trying to change now. And what the he’ll would I do with one anyway?
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Hold up your pants of course…
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My tummy does that, unfortunately.
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… skinny butt and untailored pants HAVE fallen off. My old tailor approved of it, though if he patted it one more time I was either going to deck him, or kiss him …
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A good tailor is hard to find… worth a wee bit of patting I’m sure.
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Everybody’s got an ass. Some people are just more ass-endowed than others!
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OK I’ll admit it. I’m gonna be checking this out. I can crank my belt in until my ears start to bleed and my pants are ready to hit the floor within five minutes. Cathy says I should wear suspenders, but no. Wilford Brimley wore suspenders but so did Red Green, so now I’m confused. I guess I’ll be sticking with no. I’ll let you know about the belt when/if I buy one.
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Please do. I’d love to think I had a hand in keeping your pants up.
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People will thank you. Many people.
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It’s a public service really..
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The company that makes the magnetic belt should make a MAGAnetic cap for Trump followers to hold in the loose screw in their heads.
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The belt commercial is TRES GAY!
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Without meaning to be, I know!
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