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There’s only so much squirrel a cat can take.
Our resident red bitch was mad dashing around the property gathering and hiding food before the recent snow storm… and Lord Dudley Mountcatten was keeping a close eye on her progress.
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For some reason she decided under the grill was a perfect place to stash nuts. Every now and then she would run right up to the door and drive poor Dudley to distraction. The frustrated cat was cackling so hard he was shaking.
In other news, did you know squirrels are the latest trend in hair accessories?
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I can’t say I’ve ever wanted a rodent holding my ponytail in place….
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But if you have?
Now’s the time.
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River's world..... 
Missed it by that much ! Darn and shucks !
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Too bad. I’m sure it would have looked great on you….
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Her days are numbered, it’s only a matter of time before one of the big predators will see her as a nice, fat snack.
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I’ve been saying that for the past few years, and she’s still here.
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Some anonymous person might send you one of those hair clips in Red….Evil Laughing
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That would be cruel… and funny at the same time.
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I just received my order of 3 squirrel hair paint brushes and thought of you. 😉
Deb
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Some asshole snuck into a pasture in the middle of the night and clipped my gray horse’s beautiful tail. I am told by the police they are artist’s wanting to make special horsehair paintbrushes. If I ever catch them I am going to make paint brushes from their genital hairs! My only regret is that no one will see what I would do to them. Meanwhile, EVERYONE SEES WHAT THEY DID TO MY BEAUTIFUL HORSE, And it is not pretty.
I do hope your paintbrushes are made from the hair of naturally dying squirrels! If not, I will never look at another painting in my life and NOT SEE ANIMAL CRUELTY.
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Squirrel hair paint brushes? I didn’t even know they existed….
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She knows she has a good place to live.
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No. Not good. Bad. Very bad!
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I’ll pass on the hair tie. Speaking of Dudley, I just can’t help sharing my write-up of our newest additions with you. I figured you wouldn’t mind. Consider it an anniversary gift. (Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, but only a little.) https://thetravelarchitect.wordpress.com/2022/01/15/welcome-to-our-quadruped-centered-life/
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Perhaps Dudley needs one of those squirrel hair accessories to play with.
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Hmm. It could be good practice…
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Notice the hair color? Now you know why it’s trending. Millennials. They’re everywhere!!
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*laughs manically…..*
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That doesn’t bother me. I wore stupid styles when I was young too.
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The squirrel hairgrip is hilarious. I’ve never seen a cat fight a squirrel. Surely it would be a 50/50 fight? The cat would certainly take a hell of a lot of damage.
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Squirrels are hard to catch, they’re much faster than cats and this red witch is surely powered by the devil.
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