Gulp… Part 5.

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Is that your colon? Or are you just happy to see me…

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Hmm.

Miniature sewer scrubbers?

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Try to erase that mental image. I dare you.

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Rectal cleaning?

Jesus. That’s even worse than the Ball Wash ads.

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EneMan?

You mean to tell me there’s an anthropomorphic enema!

You know I had to find that picture.

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He’s perfect!

But not exactly cheap on eBay.

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35 thoughts on “Gulp… Part 5.”

  1. … I personally look at that orfice as a one-way street. I am glad I reached the age where the doctor doesn’t put on a rubber glove while he is looking me in the eye … someone needs to make a machine.

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      1. If my canoe goes past the hippos and past the crocodiles I can achieve de Nile. Some places in the dark net do not exist and can never be visited. And that is why there are no post card stands in that part of the internet.

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  2. Fleet enemas. Colonoscopies. Wish I could say I haven’t had any since they removed my colon 28 years ago. I hope they are better at it now, than then, but since they still demand a Fleet enema before an endoscopy–they cannot call it a colonoscopy anymore–I decided I ain’t getting anymore done. It’s not that it hurts or anything, and watching the TV screen with the doctor is interesting, the Flert enemas are not worth the hassle. If a doctor ever wants to take your colon out, tell him to give himself a Fleet enema first! (Or her and herself, as the case may be!)

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