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Is that your colon? Or are you just happy to see me…
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Hmm.
Miniature sewer scrubbers?
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Try to erase that mental image. I dare you.
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Rectal cleaning?
Jesus. That’s even worse than the Ball Wash ads.
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EneMan?
You mean to tell me there’s an anthropomorphic enema!
You know I had to find that picture.
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He’s perfect!
But not exactly cheap on eBay.
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River's world..... 
… I personally look at that orfice as a one-way street. I am glad I reached the age where the doctor doesn’t put on a rubber glove while he is looking me in the eye … someone needs to make a machine.
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Ah, yes. The snap of rubber heard round the world.
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Another day another turn down a wrong way street. Gotta get one of those ‘get me the heck outta here’ way finders.
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Now, now. Education is always a good thing. And admit it… you’d never heard of EneMan before this, right?
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I want to keep that at never ever heard of that…
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These things can not be unlearned. You’re welcome.
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If my canoe goes past the hippos and past the crocodiles I can achieve de Nile. Some places in the dark net do not exist and can never be visited. And that is why there are no post card stands in that part of the internet.
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And if there were? Rest assured I’d find them…
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I’m about halfway back, I think. I’ve lost a bit of content, but I’ll get over it.
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I had to approve this comment so WordPress doesn’t recognize you yet.
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and now…?
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So I guess that means you’re Rivergirl and you approved this message.
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I am and I did!
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Laughed at myself when I saw EneMan’s resale prices and thought “Holy Crap!”
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An appropriate response, for sure.
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I just. I mean. I.
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Best. Review. Ever.
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I have a visual know of working men causing my IBS and blocked colon. 😒
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You’re welcome.
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😜😬
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Have you seen the fleet enema commercial with the guy standing on his hands, waving his feet in the air? Nobody needs to tell that dude to get a grip.
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Sadly, I have not.
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Okay, That’s Funny. Why does Enemaman look like he is holding a Lemon?
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It’s just a glare off his golden price tag.
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Fleet enemas. Colonoscopies. Wish I could say I haven’t had any since they removed my colon 28 years ago. I hope they are better at it now, than then, but since they still demand a Fleet enema before an endoscopy–they cannot call it a colonoscopy anymore–I decided I ain’t getting anymore done. It’s not that it hurts or anything, and watching the TV screen with the doctor is interesting, the Flert enemas are not worth the hassle. If a doctor ever wants to take your colon out, tell him to give himself a Fleet enema first! (Or her and herself, as the case may be!)
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Perhaps if they’d give you an EneMan to cuddle it would have been less traumatic.
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Not to be mean to anyone, but this boy doesn’t cuddle with AnyMan. (Just a pun, folks. Not a comment on anything at all.) 😳
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Pre-owned EneMan? Plus or not, not going there.
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Mm. You may have a point there. Gently used takes on new meaning.
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Oh geez….for all that I’d good and holy, why? Now I’ll never see Enemas the same way. Not that I saw them any other way as torture, but thanks….🙄
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A visual enema is a terrible thing to waste….
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Is anyone going to put their hand up to possessing sulfur spewing bacteria?
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Not me. Uh uh. Nothing to see here….
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Next time someone mentions compost, will I think of their sulfur spewers and noxious heat?
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I sincerely hope so.
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