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What passes for news these days is beyond ridiculous.
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I neither know nor care what the Rock eats for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. However, if you find a chunk of quartz that eats three squares a day? Now there’s an article I’ll read.
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Hold on… what?
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There you have it. Proof you can earn a living wage without a college education.
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When the headline promises to reveal the number one ice cream in the US? I pay attention. But damn, look how small that container is.
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That’s not my normal type of pint, but with flavors like that I’d be sorely tempted to switch.
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No, I really won’t. Cut flowers are lovely but I will not be sharing my Grey Goose with a bouquet of tulips anytime soon.
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/family/vanessa-bryant-and-her-daughters-welcome-a-new-member-into-their-family/ar-AAUTuiZ?li=BBnb7Kz
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The most intelligent cat I ever shared a home with was a sleek short-haired black cat named Loki. Maybe the black lab is his reincarnation.
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* I am a bit of a smug elitist, but truthfully all I know about the “Rock” is that he is a jock at something.
* I have a pack of dogs and really love them … but I go out of my way to not sniff their poop.
* Apparently Jenny’s is ARGUABLY one of the best brands. If so, I think Jenny lost the arguement
* I doubt that flowers are vodka aficionados. Some brands are less that $2 buck … before state taxes … save the good stuff …
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Yes, but the question is….. if you got paid to sniff their poop, would you?
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Anyone who had house dogs know what a dog fart smells like, and tend to stay away from the pooping end and its byproducts …
I would have to be in very dire straights to take that job …
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I might. I’ve smelled worse. Easy money!!
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Why would you buy ice cream by the pint? Seems a waste to bring home four containers…
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Agreed. The containers get smaller but the price certainly doesn’t……
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If I subscribe to have ice -cream delivered to my door monthly, I want a guarantee it will be hard frozen when it arrives.
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Pure 7Up is great for cut flowers (my Dutch grandmother’s secret for long lasting floral bouquets). Save the vodka for imbibing, especially if it is Grey Goose!
Deb
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Really? A much better solution…
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Hmmm, I wonder if they pay under the table for Smelling Poop! Heck, I smell my cats a lot thanks to Suzy who doesn’t cover it. I would love to get paid just to smell something.
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And if you have to smell it anyway, you might as well profit.
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I think Jeni’s was one of the original booze ice creams. Either way, I for sure remember that it’s intensely overpriced. Good. But not $8 good!
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I’ve never seen it up here, and now I feel I have to try it.
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I heard about the dog poop on a radio show where the host said he had both dogs and a new baby and had been smelling a lot of poop, but, he added, “I prefer to keep my amateur status.”
Also I remember there was a Star Trek episode about a walking, talking rock–prompting Dr. McCoy’s line, “I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer”, but I don’t remember what its diet was.
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A walking talking rock? Damn. How did I miss that episode! As for poop, I’m keeping my amateur status as well.
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I gotcha here. The creature, which resembled some muddy rocks and gravel, was called a “Horta” and was discovered to be injured after Spock put the Vulcan mind lock on it. Tricorder readings revealed that it was a silica-based lifeform and could be patched up with some cement they happened to have laying around, hence the bricklayer reference.
Yeah, I’m a geek.
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I thought I’d seen every original episode. How did I miss this!
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Dogs are carnivores. We will keep ours on a meat-based diet. And we’ll safe the vodka for ourselves. Are they suggesting 4 pints of ice cream a month?
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I’m not sure, but I’d need at least 4.
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What if the Rock is eating Jeni’s ice cream three times a day?
I prefer my flowers sober.
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If the Rock eats ice cream three times a day and looks like that? Sign me up for the mint chocolate chip diet!
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There has to be more than that. I know he cooks something, because he always wants to know if you can smell what he is cooking. ;D
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Yeah, the last one cracked me up. Anything that makes me giggle – I give it a pass. Not my Vodka, just an acknowledgement.
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Understood.
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