Fuzz… part 2.

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Elephant vs human. Who comes out on top, who’s squished to the depth of a pancake ? Mary travels to India to find out.

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If you know me, you know I had to find that engraving.

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A tad disappointing as dismemberments go, but hey, I tried.

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A shit differential! For 400 lbs a day? I hope it was double overtime equivalent.

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Proof that you can indeed be too drunk.

There’s a large section on elephants in this book including tips on which ones to avoid.

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Sounds like a lot of young males I’ve known.

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The elephant pension plan doesn’t sound too bad. Room and board with daily massages? That’s a damn sight better than Wal Mart I’m sure.

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14 thoughts on “Fuzz… part 2.”

      1. Neither. It is just a description. You share all kinds of things with all kinds of people, so if I were to use you in a book (with your permission, of course) you would be uniquely you, but at the same time every petson could see themselves in you in some way.
        EVERYMAN was an allegorical figure (Edward Spenser, maybe) who represented the common man, and in so doing was very unique.

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  1. Apparently elephants in the wild average about 50-70 years of life. Elephants in captivity are not so long-lived. If the forestry elephants don’t retire till they are 50, they don’t get much of rewatd for all their hard work. No wonder when they get mad at humans they tear them limb from limb.

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