It’s like they’re not even trying.

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After the visiting the first Duluth Trading Post to open in the state of Maine a while back, I admit I wasn’t impressed. Turns out I am even less impressed with their product descriptions online.

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Even if true, that’s lazy marketing.

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Tactical soap? It must be going to war with your armpits…

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One roll of toilet paper in a box does not a kit make.

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That’s a bridge too far. Bitchin’ is about the only thing I do well these days.

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36 thoughts on “It’s like they’re not even trying.”

  1. There were times in the Army when we were jungle/desert deployed that I could have hocked that Sh!t Kit for $20, maybe even started a bidding war. Wiping your ass with Maple or Sycamore leaves may get the job done, but it has a habit of leaving little scratches in all the wrong places. Yes, we took a supply, but it rarely lasted the length of the deployment (and no, they did not disclose a time length expectation, and no, you did not ask, either). Your Marine Husband must have experienced this from time to time.

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    1. My husband was Force Recon in Vietnam during Tet. He has stories that aren’t fit for the dinner table… or any table for that matter. On a lighter note, the thing he said his men would kill fir? The peaches and pound cake in the old C rats.
      😉

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    1. And, owing to the fact that you never really know what you’re going to get in your woodland elimination, a “Single use” may not even be that. Bring a roll, but pack it away from your hooks.

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