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Another post about possible Vermont accommodations appeared on my feed today. Clearly, the state misses us.
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And while I love the idea of staying in a romantic little treehouse ….
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I admit the first thing that went through my mind was damn, that’s positively asking for a red squirrel invasion. So, hard pass from me.
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I’d surely have nightmares.
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Great red squirrels in the living room. Throw a couple of peanuts. What could go wrong ? Here hold my beer. What we are out of beer ? ! ?
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In the past 2 years that little red bitch has chewed her way into our shed, our garage, our man cave barn and our house. I refuse to vacation with her!
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They desquirrelized it.
It’s safe.
You can come out now!
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They think they desquirreled it. I know better… that bitch us everywhere.
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Ok. You are SURE she will follow you to Vermont?
*whispers to Fred…”find that pretty jacket with the shiny buckles…you know the one……? It closes in BACK.”*
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She may not follow us, but her squirrelly network is vast and well formed. Trust me on this..
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LOL!!
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What a cool place! My cats would love it!
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Oh yes. So would mine!
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That looks beautiful! But no red squirrels allowed…..she’s getting on my nerves and I don’t even live near you.
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I could remedy that.
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I would say, “Live and let live,” but you would probably tear me a new one. So I will say it this way, “Give her a nice house of her own, and she will lieave yours alone.” Just make sure it is heated in winter, like yours is. She isn’t asking for much.
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There’s a beautiful tree house right next door. Move in ready…
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Build one for your squirrel and maybe she’ll leave your house alone.
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The neighbors built a treehouse on our property line. She has absolutely no interest.
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I think I’d be more worried about termites personally.
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It’s a weekly rental. No time to worry about termites….
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