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Food. It nourishes our bodies and delights our taste buds, but sometimes? It can go horribly wrong.
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Oh no, Hell no! That nasty kale leaf will never sneak in and infect my brownies. Nope. Not on my watch.
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I only have one word for this disturbing platter of homicidal fruit.
Run! Some of those berries look positively demented.
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Easter. A day of religious celebration, fuzzy bunnies and most importantly – chocolate. And while I always thought I’d take my Easter chocolate any old way I could get it… I find eating eggs out of a rabbit’s ass to be the one line I can’t cross. ( And no, I’m not mentioning the wooden mallet you apparently use to open that ass. Nope. That’s a road I don’t care to travel )
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A prune juice mocktail. I’ll just leave that thought for further consideration.
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River's world..... 
Kale anything is just wrong in my books.
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It’s an evil weed to be sure.
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“Prune juice mocktail is the way to go.” Yes it is.
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Not at my cocktail parties! For many reasons…
😳
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It’s only “The way to go” for one reason.
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Happy April Fool’s Day!
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Think of all the money I’m saving.
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Me too!
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Google “Pizza Hut kale.” I’ll be sharing it in next week’s tater tot post.
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I don’t have to… ironically I just watched a show on the war between Pizza Hut and Dominoes last night. Pizza Hut is the country’s largest user of kale. But not to eat! Just for garnish on their salad bars.
🤣🤣🤣
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Now that is funny, LOL
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When did Kale even become popular? Sometimes I buy premade salads at the grocery store (yep, cheaper than buying all the crap to make one myself), but these days they all seem to include this nasty leafy vegetable. Pass. Even the name is disgusting. It has it’s roots in Italian, and it is short for “This leaf sucks, but it is easy to grow, so let’s convince people it is super healthy”.
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I will never turn down a chocolate covered strawberry, no matter how disgustingly it is painted.
Deb
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Good luck with that.
😳
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I’m laughing at the demented strawberries. Who thought those would be cute?
Happy Easter kids! Beat the bunnies ass and get some goodies.
NOPE.
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It’s like they’re trying to psychologically damage our children… on purpose.
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I love the “Homicidal Fruit”! Goes with my sheet! Send it this way!
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Those psychotic berries are not passing through my house. Nope. Uh uh.
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeek
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I haven’t had any in years, but I love prune juice. I was also the kid who ate everybody else’s stewed prunes in the cafeteria. This is not an April Fool’s joke either!
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I wouldn’t be bragging about that….
🤣
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Oh for the love of all that’s good and holy….why!? I mean I like kale but I’ll be hard pressed to put it in brownies. There’s only one type of plant I want in there and I’m sure you can guess which one, lol. As for the bunny butt full of chocolate and prune monstrosity, HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO!
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Just when I think I can’t find anything to top last weeks stupid …. I do.
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Prune juice cocktail? *retch!*
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Served with a kale garnish I’m sure.
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I would have everything BUT the Kale Brownie and the Prune soda—they go together!!! (all that is missing is bacon in both!)
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Even bacon can’t save kale.
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Now, I have a coworker that would love those strawberries !
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If you’re giving or receiving them as a creepy joke, I can see the appeal. But what makes it funny is I doubt they were going for the psychotic fruit vibe.
😉
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