That’s just wrong.

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Food. It nourishes our bodies and delights our taste buds, but sometimes? It can go horribly wrong.

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Oh no, Hell no! That nasty kale leaf will never sneak in and infect my brownies. Nope. Not on my watch.

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I only have one word for this disturbing platter of homicidal fruit.

Run! Some of those berries look positively demented.

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Easter. A day of religious celebration, fuzzy bunnies and most importantly – chocolate. And while I always thought I’d take my Easter chocolate any old way I could get it… I find eating eggs out of a rabbit’s ass to be the one line I can’t cross. ( And no, I’m not mentioning the wooden mallet you apparently use to open that ass. Nope. That’s a road I don’t care to travel )

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A prune juice mocktail. I’ll just leave that thought for further consideration.

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29 thoughts on “That’s just wrong.”

    1. I don’t have to… ironically I just watched a show on the war between Pizza Hut and Dominoes last night. Pizza Hut is the country’s largest user of kale. But not to eat! Just for garnish on their salad bars.
      🤣🤣🤣

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  1. When did Kale even become popular? Sometimes I buy premade salads at the grocery store (yep, cheaper than buying all the crap to make one myself), but these days they all seem to include this nasty leafy vegetable. Pass. Even the name is disgusting. It has it’s roots in Italian, and it is short for “This leaf sucks, but it is easy to grow, so let’s convince people it is super healthy”.

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  2. Oh for the love of all that’s good and holy….why!? I mean I like kale but I’ll be hard pressed to put it in brownies. There’s only one type of plant I want in there and I’m sure you can guess which one, lol. As for the bunny butt full of chocolate and prune monstrosity, HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO!

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