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Remember the misfortune fortune cookies I was going to buy for the man cave bar?
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I posted about them a while back but never went through with the purchase. Which, after tracking them down on Amazon and reading the reviews, turns out was very fortunate indeed.
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Wow. Good thing I wasn’t handing these out to friends. Going home with a doggy bag is one thing, but weirdly green poo? No one wants that.
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Although it seems not everyone shares my adverse opinion of oddly hued feces.
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Yikes. When they said it turns your tongue black, they weren’t kidding.
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River's world..... 
The green poop is kind of funny, as long as you don’t feel sick. The black tongue thing might scare people. Lol
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I suppose you could hand them out for Halloween.
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That would be the perfect occasion!
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Re-market them as gag cookies… Like that gum that turns a person’s mouth black…
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At $40 per box, they can do their own re-branding.
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Oh boy treats for the red squirrel.
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Hmm. You might be on to something there….
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Green squirrel shit might be a cleanup problem.
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Unfortunate indeed! Lol
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Wonder how long the black dye lasts..
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I wondered that too!
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You can have one on Sunday morning when your grandma insists you take her to church. You’ll be a total sensation and grandma will never ask you again. YAAAGH!
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Perfect! When you open your mouth to take the Eucharist ? Priceless.
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Misfortune indeed.
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I’m laughing so hard.
Maybe give them to your enemies? 😉
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Just from that first review I would get them!! WHAT FUN!!!! They live up to their name and advertising!! (Now if they made them in carrot cake flavor I would buy them all and not share a one!!!)
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Amazon is currently out of stock so someone is buying them…
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Upon further review, her tongue looks more like Satan’s spike, a miniature version of Gene Simmons show stopper, so how do I know that damn thing wasn’t black to start with?
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You don’t.
Bwaa ha ha ….
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Not the same, but possibly as bad as eating Burger King, whrre the chemicals from the wrappers fill your bofy with poisons. Same goes for Chick-Fil-A and Stop and Shop, though we don’t have those in Western Csnada. Having Burger King is bad enough!
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I’ve always despised Burger King. They’re chicken does not resemble chicken and there are no onions in the onion rings. WTH?
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Yet they are still in business. Some people have no taste…
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There is also such a thing as BLACK HAIRY TONGUE, caused by a buildup of dead skin cells on the tongue. This condition can be remedied by shaving your tongue, but a razor blade is dangerous and an electric shaver is too big to fit in most mouths (unless you’re a Trump supporter or GOP politician).
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I have one word for that malady. Eeww!
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Holy green poop and black tongue. You dodged a bullet, my friend!
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Gross. I think it would be better if they put misfortunes in regular ol’ fortune cookies. That way people wouldn’t be expecting it and it would be funnier all around. This company is trying too hard.
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I like that idea.
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