That really is unfortunate.

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Remember the misfortune fortune cookies I was going to buy for the man cave bar?

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I posted about them a while back but never went through with the purchase. Which, after tracking them down on Amazon and reading the reviews, turns out was very fortunate indeed.

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Wow. Good thing I wasn’t handing these out to friends. Going home with a doggy bag is one thing, but weirdly green poo? No one wants that.

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Although it seems not everyone shares my adverse opinion of oddly hued feces.

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Yikes. When they said it turns your tongue black, they weren’t kidding.

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27 thoughts on “That really is unfortunate.”

  1. Not the same, but possibly as bad as eating Burger King, whrre the chemicals from the wrappers fill your bofy with poisons. Same goes for Chick-Fil-A and Stop and Shop, though we don’t have those in Western Csnada. Having Burger King is bad enough!

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  2. There is also such a thing as BLACK HAIRY TONGUE, caused by a buildup of dead skin cells on the tongue. This condition can be remedied by shaving your tongue, but a razor blade is dangerous and an electric shaver is too big to fit in most mouths (unless you’re a Trump supporter or GOP politician).

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