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I’m sure it’s flattering to be famous and have things named after you. Buildings, cars, fashion trends, cocktails …. all good. But millipedes?
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You have to wonder if an old boyfriend is behind that.
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Now that’s my kind of fundraiser! A 12 year bottle of Pappy can go for $1,400-$2,000 a pop. Even I’d grab a hammer for that….
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These people are so clueless it hurts. They have no idea the trouble they’ve invited into their home… because trust me, those oh so cute little darlings won’t be satisfied with the porch railing for long.
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River's world..... 
When will you understand that Mrs. Squirrel reads your posts!!! Maybe if you tried to be nice once in awhile to her she would leave you alone!! (You haven’t figured out yet that most of the spam you hate is the ones she sends you?!?!?)
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I need to change my Wi-Fi password. She’s such a free loader.
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The squirrel one made me chuckle. Your nightmare!
Why do millipedes need a non-scientific name? That should be a song.
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That couple will regret befriending red rodents. Mark my words!
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Remember this, expensive alcohol is like chili peppers. By the fifth shot they all taste the same as Strained Sterno.
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Shots, perhaps. Cocktails, no.
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I fear for those that invited that red menace into their balcony. I’d volunteer for a bottle of those spirits!
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Clearly they are unaware of the red menace they’ve befriended.
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Better a millipede than a cockroach, I suppose.
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Small favors, that.
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