Bonk… part 2.

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The warning still stands. Graphic ( but funny ) sexual content to follow.

Read at your own risk!

Remember the days when you agonized over your Halloween costume? Dressing up and getting it just right was important.

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I don’t know about you, but a Grim Reaper penis is not likely to heighten anything for me except anxiety.

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Yes, there’s an entire section of this book devoted to Napoleon’s great grand niece and her crazy theories on female orgasms. I’ll spare you the details.

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I admit to shuddering slightly after reading this footnote. Rock salt and shredded newspaper? I have never in my life been so glad I don’t live in Indonesia.

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Sorry Betty. but I shall be referring to it as the Whipple Tickle from now on.

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25 thoughts on “Bonk… part 2.”

  1. I used to dress my penis up at Dean Martin… then, I’d pretend to be Jerry Lewis and we’d reenact Living it Up. Sadly, I had to stop when my penis decided it wanted its own career. It went on to make westerns with under the name “Robert Mitchum”…

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  2. I’m thinking the word “Tasteless”, in reference to the vagina, must have something to do with being urbane and/or sophisticated, or not, in this instance. “Tasting” a vagina without making it wet indicates a certain lack of talent. Maybe that’s why they like it dry. Also, someone needs to send out the memo that women, well, all the (thousands) of women I have known, like a bit of moisture and that it generally holds true that when she is enjoying herself, he will have a better time as well. But hey dude, wash your junk before you take off, talk about tasteless.

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    1. You make a good point. If every woman is as dry as a desert, the pressure is off the man to perform well . Though why these women didn’t slit the entire male population’s throats for making that culturally acceptable is the real mystery.

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      1. I have heard that, in parts of Africa, female circumcisions are performed on young girls (By other women, how fucking sick is that?) ostensibly to protect them from the evils of healthy, enjoyable sex. Now there is a patriarchal structure in dire need of dismantling.

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  3. A penis wrap.
    I couldn’t help but imagine the turkey wrap I had for lunch yesterday.

    Whipple Tickle sounds like a great Cocktail name.
    See what I did there?

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