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You know the drill, crazy excerpts from a book about sex, read at your own risk.
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I can honestly say I’ve never owned a vibrator, but if they can drive me to the grocery store and keep the conversation sparkling? I might have to reconsider.
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Reading this list has left me almost speechless. I say almost because I’m dying to know why the plantain needed a condom.
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I am now seriously rethinking the amount of time my husband spends on the throne.
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I enjoy the feeling of a clean and minty mouth…. but not that much.
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While at first glance this doesn’t seem like a bad thing, I can see how it might keep you distracted at work.. or little Susie’s ballet recital.
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