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You know the drill, crazy excerpts from a book about sex, read at your own risk.
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I can honestly say I’ve never owned a vibrator, but if they can drive me to the grocery store and keep the conversation sparkling? I might have to reconsider.
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Reading this list has left me almost speechless. I say almost because I’m dying to know why the plantain needed a condom.
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I am now seriously rethinking the amount of time my husband spends on the throne.
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I enjoy the feeling of a clean and minty mouth…. but not that much.
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While at first glance this doesn’t seem like a bad thing, I can see how it might keep you distracted at work.. or little Susie’s ballet recital.
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River's world..... 
This book is awesome. Just about done with it already. Hard to put down because the author is HILARIOUS….
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She really is. So snarky… I love her.
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Not even going to comment…….🫣
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Oh, come on….
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As long as you don’t grill us at the end of the drill! \
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You must laugh you way all through this masterpiece.
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I did. It was definitely a weirdo.
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Lots of things make me fairly tingle with the joy of living. But none of them involve batteries.
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Agreed.
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I may have to get this book. It’s like a car accident – I can’t look away.
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That’s exactly how her books present. You know you shouldn’t keep reading, but you can’t help yourself.
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