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This first news flash is for my male readers.
Hang on men, help is on the way.
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It’s funny, but the first place my mind went with this was wondering if it’s run by the good people at Butterball who provide us with the how to cook a turkey hotline at Thanksgiving. If so, I hope the operators don’t confuse the two. Asking the masturbation experts what to do with the giblets could positively ruin the holiday.
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I must be seriously out of touch with what’s new and trending because naked pickle ball never crossed my mind when planning fun summer activities this year.
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River's world..... 
Just for the record—I never have–my mother said I would go blind so I found others to do it for me!!! (Too tacky?????)
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No worries. The bar is set pretty low here..
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Nude pickle ball. Sure hope no one confuses the ball with their pickle. Talk about a vulnerability! Also, not touching anything regarding masturbation. Nope. Just not going there!
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Not touching?
I think you’re doing it wrong…
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It makes sense nudists would do everything nude if they could, including pickleball. The Butterball hotline has always made sense to me. The “other” hotline…my condolences to anyone who is on hold.
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Are you speaking figuratively, or literally…?
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WTF. WHY?
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I have no idea!
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I don’t know anything about pickleball, but masturbation… If your doctor asks you about your sex drive (Mine did) and then tells you that most men masturbate (He did) because he couldn’t get a straight answer otherwise, (He couldn’t) that’s when the real embarrassment happened. When I stopped being twelve and went back to forty five, we had a candid, adult discussion about my physical and mental well being, and the embarrassment just kind of went away. That doesn’t mean I’m OK with being caught, Mmmmsayin’?
A masturbation helpline? What kind of help do you need? Oh, wait. You might be able to reverse engineer something out of Cosmopolitan.. All that said, isn’t masturbation all about helping yourself? (I can hear Beavis and Butthead laughing like Hell in my head) Thank you very much for this post.
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You’re quite welcome. Always happy to lend a hand.
Wait. I should probably rephrase that….
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Simple but effective. You just pressure cleaned my sinus cavities with Coke. Well done. I was worried that I may have smacked my head on the bar.
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No, no, no to the naked pickle ball. Ugh! Never.
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Agreed.
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Tantric … oh look no hands and you can share! That’s the masters that saves lives and you can aim as high as you like when mediating the swamp! Always receive my husband and whether they like it or not still a Masters ,,clash of titans is more fun!
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The definition of tantric intimacy uses the words flow and deliberate. Fine by me!
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It also allows all to share equally, allows you infinite transfer with a little telepathy and some special friends!
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Also 174 points of a crossover, twelve levels, delivered and 6 carriages no investment! resetting lives often causes a new bandage, married the world i loved again!
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What I know about tantric sex wouldn’t fill a postage stamp. I’ve got to know, is the “no hands” part essential to the process or for that matter, is there a process? “Mediating the swamp” makes my ignorance bloom like a rose. Anything you can do to explain this to me would really be appreciated.
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Two topics – masturbation and elderly nude pickle ball? Seems to me one takes care of the other.
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It’s a distinct possibility.
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I am speechless!
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Then my work here is done.
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I sort of figured out the masturbation thingy alone in the shower one day. Still remember that … don’t know what instructions I would need, nor have I felt it necessary to consult anyone on it …
Mr. Pickle does not do pickleball nor sunshine …
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No instruction manual for Mr. Pickle? Got it.
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I play pickleball. You couldn’t pay me enough to go anywhere near a nude pickleball game.
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I’ve never played or even see a game… but will take your word on the horror factor.
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I’m surprised nude cornhole isn’t all the rage.
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It should be. The name positively screams for it…
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I had that sordid thought, too.
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