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As we’ve previously established, I drink.
A well crafted cocktail is a beautiful thing and I have spent countless days weeks months years decades hours searching for the perfect martini.
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This is not it.
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A more disgusting version you’re not apt to find.
Blech!
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River's world..... 
… or just drop a jigger of gin into your mac ‘n cheese …
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Preferable, I’m sure.
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I second that motion 🤮. I’m not a fan of Velveeta, the only thing worse would be a Spam Margarita garnished with the devils herb, cilantro…..totes yuck!
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My mil used to make Spam-loaf.
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Slice it thin, fry it crisp and put it on toast with a thin slice of onion and a dab of mustard and you’re doing it right. Velveteenie? It may be offered at restaurants across our great land, but it’s not usually served unless someone orders it.
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No bartender worth his/her salt would be caught dead mixing one.
Blech!
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I can’t even see the most degenerate, after shave swilling drunk on Earth ordering one of those vomit prep kits.
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My ex-MIL made Spam tacos, Spam and eggs, Spam everything…gross. But she wasn’t the best cook in the world, actually she sucked when it came to cooking period.
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My mil wasn’t really a bad cook. It’s just with 9 children and little money she had to make things stretch.
😉
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I’m sure she did and that’s admirable . My MIL was……..a horrendously bad cook…lol.
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no
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Agreed.
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It must have something going for it if it us to be served “at restaurants across the country,” but I cannot imagine what. Velveeta is the Wonder Bread of chesses.
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Using the word cheese is stretching it.
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Cheese-like? Fake cheese? Cheesesque? Cheese crap? Sana cheese? Non cheese? How about Tru p cheese?
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Cheeseless cheese. Wannabe cheese.
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Go with the flow. Ersatz cheese. The cheese from hell! Squeese cheese.
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Trump cheese!
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There you go.
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Why waste a perfectly seasoned block of Velveeta this way!
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… when they make perfectly good doorstops. I know.
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I was thinking more along the lines of stone repair in the Wizard of Oz….
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Perfect!
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Nope.
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Nobody should be comparing Spam to this atrocity.
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Gag!
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I would give it a try if someone else paid for it.
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You can have mine.
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Even I wouldn’t drink/eat it!!!
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If “Shock Mixology” is a thing, this takes first place. Gross.
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What’s next? The marshmallow fluff margarita….
🤢
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I’d eat the velveeta before the olives – but this is all kinds of barfy!!
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NO EFFING WAY. Ughhh….
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