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In wine there is truth, or so they say. But I’m pretty sure you have to drink it first.
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Say what?
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Apparently wine is now art as well as truth.
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Seaweed and bird droppings for five grand? I think I’ll pass.
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If those are the man and woman shaped barrels? I think this fellow needs to put down the grape and check out an anatomy textbook.
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River's world..... 
Will you be buying one of these precious bottles of wine?
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I will not. And if I did, the curiosity would force me to drink it.
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If I was that loaded, I’d make it into salad dressing.
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So many things wrong with this 🙁
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Not just nightingale droppings, but hand squeezed from its ass at the stroke of midnight on the night of a full moon. Yeah yeah, whatever.
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Well that makes it worth every dime.
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I bet he sells them. It’s a great advertising gimmick, $5000 a bottle but don’t drink it. I bet Trump has a case of it in his wine cellar (except he stole it. He never pays for anything he can steal.)
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He never pays for anything, period.
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Not with his own money, at least. How egotistical was he when he spent charity funds to buy an expensive portrait of himself?
I often wonder, if he actually paid his debts like an honest man should, would he have any money of his own left?
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He doesn’t have half as much as he wants everyone to think anyway.
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Somewhere, there is an art aficionado who has an extra 5 Grand laying around in their buy something stupid account. The artist and his friends have a nice party, sharing the knowledge that a fool is born every minute.
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I need a buy something stupid account.
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I’m sure I wouldn’t want a wine cultivated with nightingale droppings, eww.
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What kind of droppings would you want..?
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None if possible
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Sounds like a sleazy way to put a positive spin on your bad wine…
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Sleazy, but clever.
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$5,000? Well, that would buy 1,600 bottles of Aldi’s Winking Owl Merlot, and Aldi’s does not give two shits if you drink it.
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This guy should be working for the Franklin Mint. They’re experts at making practical things that they think you should keep rather than use….
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The Franklin Mint of wine.
I think I’ll pass.
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I have a feeling the “art” tastes like garbage, which is why he doesn’t want you to drink it.
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That was my thought as well.
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