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I’m a woman.
I love jewelry.
These statements are accurate. So while Facebook’s purchase suggestion was correct in theory, it was a tad off when it came to style.
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And when it came to shoes ?
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While I did appreciate the bottle opener feature, I tend to draw the line at astroturf footwear.
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Hmm… I didn’t know I wanted this either.
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But now I kind of do….
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River's world..... 
Thanks goodness there’s only one ring available.
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It could be yours if you play your cards right…
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They are probably trying to start a bidding war. I’ll start by bidding they pay me $100/day to wear it.
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That Scotchness monster is BRILLIANT!!!! I can do without the ring and fake grass flip-flop.
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If only I liked Scotch.
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Wwhhhhaaatt? You don’t like Scotch?
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It’s literally the only alcohol I won’t drink. My Scots ancestors are no doubt disgusted…
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The Scotch Ness Critter could definitely be my new drinking buddy!
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I’m willing to share a wee dram with the beast.
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I like the ring – but not its price!
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Better hurry. Only one left…
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30yrs ago, I would have made something like that to wear for a night.
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Can think of a couple of people I would give the KFC ring.
Can’t see the bottle opener, but opening bottles with the feet or footwear would make me give up drinking …
I prefer my scotch without monsters.
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Bottle opening toes are disturbing no matter the fashion.
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There is something appealing about that ness.
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Agreed.
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I have seen that Shoe Bottle Opener somewhere before. Wearing or even owning that ring would make me hungry. I don’t drink enough to want the Scotch Ness. Good idea, though.
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Why would you want a bottle opener built into a shoe??
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Some people never want to be far from a drink. Or so I’ve heard….
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The Scotch Ness Critter just takes up valuable whiskey real estate IMHO.
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You really need to learn to share.
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I will pass on the ring, it is not Keto Friendly.
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Is plastic not Keto?
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