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I thought my gift subscription to this horrible rag had run out but apparently there was one more month of Cosmopolitan to suffer through.
Thankfully there wasn’t much truly blog worthy content, but I will share this one snippet.
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A mystifying article of tips of which I shall spare you all but this:
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Why is this magazine still being published?
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River's world..... 
I could think up some really nifty article names for Cosmo, but it would take a bit more tequila than I am accustomed to drinking …
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You’re such a tease.
😉
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I ask myself that very same question, why is this stupid rag still around after it’s gone down hill since the 70’s when they would actually publish stuff about fashion 🙄
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Did you not read the part about the terry cloth robe…?
🤣
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Yes……I chose to ignore it….🫤
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Kind of like legacy students in elite universities, Cosmo is a legacy publication from a different era. Time to say bye-bye
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It may have served its purpose back in the day, but now… I think it’s just for shock value.
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Soooooo, how’s the weather up there?
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A little gloomy today. Some light drizzle…
😇
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Then no need for a blindfold…phew.
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Wow. They are getting desperate for content huh??
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Apparently.
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While the instructions are easy to follow, what woman is going to be thinking more about her surroundings than the action going on inside her own body. At least, if the woman I was with was thinking about a luxury resort, i would be reading for the local brothel!
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Not everyone is as focused on their job as you.
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Then obviously I was not succeeding at my job. 😭
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Here’s where nobody can get mad at you over pronouns. Exactly what constitutes “They”? Is it a single, sexually ambiguous partner or is it your partner, the room service guy, the bellhop and the night manager? All kinds of things can happen in a hotel, or so I hear.
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The concierge is a kinky bastard. Or so I’ve heard…
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I dunno…I like this Cosmo idea. Sounds hot. And the mint on your pillow can definitely be considered great foreplay.
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With statements like that you make me feel sorry for Tara.
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Haha, no need. She is NOT complaining. 🙂
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I laughed so hard!!! Thank you for sharing
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No problem. I was gifted a year of this trashy magazine and it’s been great blog fodder.
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