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And if you can use it, I promise I won’t judge.
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Turns out 7 year old boys were right. No good can come from bathing.
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Eating roadkill? If you’re starving, sure. But I draw the line at smoking poo.
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Hmm. Sounds like that was some pretty potent shit he was smoking.
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That is just… wrong.
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If she was serving candy corn grilled cheese, it serves her right.
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Damn, Martha. At least make him take you out for a nice dinner first….
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River's world..... 
Martha Stewart with the quote of the day. Awesome.
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There’s definitely another side to Martha..
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Jail improved her a LOT!! She became a lot more balanced in public.
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She owns an estate in Maine and was universally hated here as a neighbor. Perhaps that’s changed since her jail time.
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She seems to be legit good friends with Snoop now. For an uptight white bitch, that seems significant!
Off topic: Did you see that Mike Tyson and ??? are launching a line of cannabis gummies shaped like ears? How times have changed!!
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Mike Bites. I doubt Evander Holyfield is amused….
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He’s part of it!!!!
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Good grief.
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All of these news stories are nonsense fluff. The one about the woman feeding the homeless is true and all she did was try to feed them. She apparently got arrested for not having a license to serve food, but her intention was/is good I think.
On that candy corn grilled cheese, yeah I like candy corn but that shit is just nasty!
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P.S I HATE Pete Davidson, he lacks talent and common sense not to mention any good looks what so ever. I mean the dude dated a Kardashian, need I say more?
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You do not. He’s a complete idiot.
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Nonsense fluff is my speciality.
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At her age Martha can afford to pay and at his age it would be fast and she could still get her afternoon nap!
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A win win then.
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Martha don’t have time for those games anymore. She needs to get things done quickly.
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We all do after a certain age!
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I’ve yet to hear a woman complain a man took his time.
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Well, no, but Martha is running out of time…
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I read Martha’s quote the same way! Given his popularity among beautiful woman, I’m prone to assume he’s “packin” and knows how to please!
Nooo cheese and candy corn! Yes, surprise, even I have limits! But to be fair, if it was free then I’d hive it a try.
Sad thing about the dirty guy… he believed he would die if he bathed. And that’s exactly what happened. Someone(s) convinced him it would be good but was seriously wrong.
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I can’t see the appeal of Pete Davidson, but then again…maybe I’m actually not seeing it.
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Same. I give him credit for finally growing up, plus getting tats removed so his appearance is less immature. His acting was good in the Staten Island movie. I suspect part of his appeal is that he’s the opposite of the uptight money hungry vain guys most of those women usually date. But, seriously, “must have a huge penis” is my goto!
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And you think he sees any appeal in her?
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I’d date Martha Stewart if she’d make me a candy corn grilled cheese sandwich.
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Martha would not think that is a good thing.
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You never know. Much like me, Martha Stewart has cosmopolitan tastes.
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Hey Martha, you are assuming this young man wants anything to do with your crinkly ass. You are 81, he is 29. You are no doubt senior to his Grandma.
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Candy corn grilled cheese sandwiches? No! Just f’ing no!
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Agreed.
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