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I gave my husband a set of handy dandy pool cue cleaners for Xmas and upon further inspection, I believe English is not the manufacturer’s first language.
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Things are getting serious with the cellar project downstairs. How do I know this?
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Low velocity tools have been purchased and I have to admit…. I’m a little scared.
Upstairs in the office –
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A seemingly appropriate calendar has been placed on my desk.
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Yes…
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I think it’s damn near perfect.
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River's world..... 
Oh deal lort!!! I love that Bitchy Calendar!! Hmmm, who put it there? lol
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That would be me.
😉
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Lol… I currently live by the 3rd one.
What is the low velocity powder thingie? I don’t know and that makes me even more afraid.
At my last hell job, last all employee mtg, the CEO said that exact quote (best/expected) and we were all ???? Only knew we were being insulted and told to do even more.
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Apparently you load a specialized nail and a .22 round in the chamber, then whack it with a hammer and it propels the nail into concrete. Or so it says…
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Oh, lawd!!! I’ve seen those as air guns but never ‘whack with a hammer’. Bith sound VERY dangerous!!
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It’s basically a cheaper hand held air gun. If he loses an eye, I’ll let you know.
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I was thinking nail in the body/brain than an eye injury. I’d be very afraid!
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* I think the cue tip rescuers need to leave aphorisms to the experts.
* I wonder why the manufacturer of a device that will drive a nail into totally cured concrete at Warp 8 would call it low velocity. Maybe they knew the haus frau would be reading the box, and wouldn’t be accidently shot through the foot by a bolt coming up out of the basement floor? You don’t need to know about the oopsies with them things …
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I know nothing about armament and guns, but you have to load little .22 rounds in the chamber so that screams ouch to me.
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At least they’re not high-velocity tools!
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Not yet….
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“It’s not enough that we do our best. We have to do what’s required” Could that be some poor sweatshop slave in C C P crying out for help. Boss: “You have 6 billion parts to make today! Achieving 5 billion is impossible, but it is not good enough.”
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I think that bitchy calendar should come in app form. Then I could link it to my blog!
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It is kind of perfect….
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lol
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It’s been relatively easy to see ads and instruction manuals from countries other than ours lately. *sigh*
THE CALENDAR IS GOLD!!
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It really is. I may have to do a monthly collection of bitchiness….
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I guess it is good only low velocity items have been procured. (I’d still keep the ambulance service on speed dial…)
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And bandages. Don’t forget the bandages….
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I love that calendar.
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