Crayon porn?

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Crayons and coloring books. The quintessential accessories of an innocent childhood.

Or not.

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I ask you, does anyone really need Penis Pump Periwinkle?

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This has got to be one of the weirdest things I’ve seen in a while… and I just posted about the Poop Strap.

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Everything is a dildo? I beg to differ….

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Anal Bleach Apricot?

I never colored my fruit trees with that when I was young.

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25 thoughts on “Crayon porn?”

  1. They also make a set just called offensive crayons. They are. No matter who you are, one of these babies is gonna push your buttons. I don’t own a box but Cathy does. If you enjoy Cards Against Humanity you’ll probably be okay.

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  2. I got some of those Crayons (the Original ones) as a gift for a friend of mine who hated the world and swore a lot. They are funny. Just gift it with an adult coloring book, if they are into them. Obviously, Not for children! Lol

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      1. They’re actually pretty cool. They’re a lot better for pencils than crayons. The line drawings are more complex and they’re more about technique than staying inside the lines. My hands are too shaky to use them myself.

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  3. They are subversive tools meant to undermine Christian society. They are meant for adult parties as humourous props, knowing full well they will attract children who will have to ask their parents/authority figures/friends what the words mean.
    I personally like them, though I would never buy them. Our societies need to lighten up about sexual taboos. I am not suggesting children start having sex, just preparing them so once they start they will not be as naive as most parents want them to be. An uneducated mind is a dangerous thing. As boy scouts say: Be prepared.
    Just by the bye, little kids would use these they crayons with even reading the labels. They are far more interested in the colours.

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