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Crayons and coloring books. The quintessential accessories of an innocent childhood.
Or not.
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I ask you, does anyone really need Penis Pump Periwinkle?
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This has got to be one of the weirdest things I’ve seen in a while… and I just posted about the Poop Strap.
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Everything is a dildo? I beg to differ….
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Anal Bleach Apricot?
I never colored my fruit trees with that when I was young.
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River's world..... 
I’ll stick with Crayola
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I won’t be requesting these for my classroom. Honestly, how is there a market for this?
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I’d like to say it surprises me, but sadly it doesn’t.
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One more thing to deal with in classrooms! Oy vey! Just why?!?!?
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I’m sure I don’t know.
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How can this company legally get away with this? It looks like a trademark infraction to me. Is Crayola suing them by chance?
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Not that I know of, but they probably should.
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I’m with Dan, I’ll stick with Crayola. Who came up with these names….no, no never mind I really don’t want to know.
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They also make a set just called offensive crayons. They are. No matter who you are, one of these babies is gonna push your buttons. I don’t own a box but Cathy does. If you enjoy Cards Against Humanity you’ll probably be okay.
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We used to play that all the time, but the porn crayons are a bit much.
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I don’t enjoy pornographic humor, either. I’m no prude, but it’s lacking in nuance and sophistication. Big brown butthole, huhuhuh…
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I’m no prude either. But then I always hated Beavis and Butt-head as well as the Simpsons. Leave the cartoons and crayons for kids…
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I got some of those Crayons (the Original ones) as a gift for a friend of mine who hated the world and swore a lot. They are funny. Just gift it with an adult coloring book, if they are into them. Obviously, Not for children! Lol
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Adult coloring book? I don’t even want to know…
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They’re actually pretty cool. They’re a lot better for pencils than crayons. The line drawings are more complex and they’re more about technique than staying inside the lines. My hands are too shaky to use them myself.
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Oh….I thought we were talking pornographic coloring books.
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Actually, they aren’t that bad. Some might have swear words or nudity. Yes, Some are worse but…
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They are subversive tools meant to undermine Christian society. They are meant for adult parties as humourous props, knowing full well they will attract children who will have to ask their parents/authority figures/friends what the words mean.
I personally like them, though I would never buy them. Our societies need to lighten up about sexual taboos. I am not suggesting children start having sex, just preparing them so once they start they will not be as naive as most parents want them to be. An uneducated mind is a dangerous thing. As boy scouts say: Be prepared.
Just by the bye, little kids would use these they crayons with even reading the labels. They are far more interested in the colours.
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True. But considering how many adults even use crayons… I’m sticking with labeling it a stupid product.
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No problem. But I’m betting someone is buying it. Someone always does.
I ‘m just glad I have no friends namec Someons.
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These crayons deserved a better fate.
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Wow… another pass from me. And I’m a proud pervert
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Anything for a ɝuck
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Is this needed? I think not.
Debbie Does Dandelion.
I’ll never look at my dandelions the same.
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Neither will Debbie… so there’s that.
😉
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