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You can’t use it, but read it anyway.
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Now that was one busy woodpecker!
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Seems like terrible waste of alcohol to me, but yes. You can.
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I don’t know about you, but I’m quite glad humans can’t regenerate. Think how many women Donald Trump could grab with all those extra appendages.
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Wow. That’s taking hide and seek to a whole new level.
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Of course they do. Though I’m not sure what the tax rate for blackmail is this year…
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She was able to handle the quirks of most people, but her sister could really get into her head.
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Literally.
😳
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Can’t help but laugh at some of the news but the unborn twin found inside its sister’s 1 year old brain is both alarming and curious.
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Bizarre is what I aim for every week.
Score!
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So if a robber has to declare money received by robbery, conversely, I should be able to deduct any money lost to a robbery.
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I don’t see why not.
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Well if the IRS is expecting us to put our financial indiscretions on our taxes, how long before they get caught up in their own net? Seriously that’s an incredibly stupid idea, but then again it’s the IRS so, yeah. Your right about the regeneration, we don’t need any more Trumps in this world, ugh.
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While working for Revenue Canada, our IRS equivalent, I received a tax form from a “female companion.” I am not allowed to give facts for fear of reprisal from the government (I had to take a lifelong oath never to divulge certain information so putting it in writing could get me arrested) but let me just intimate that the amount she paid in taxes was higher than my total income for that year, before deductions! Speaking of deductions, she obviously had legal help filing her tax form. I’m betting she did not pay the lawyer in cash, because she left the box blank that asks if you paid anyone to do your taxes for you, and how much to whom!
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A few years back the Maine state government floated the idea of taxing lawn mowers and snow blowers . That didn’t go over well at all….
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I’m sure it didn’t. Seeing as the state of Maine has a lot of snow and grass needing to be mowed in the summer, lol. They thought they could capitalize on that alone, but citizens of Maine pushed back and won!
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Good thing too. We have a lawn tractor and 5 push mowers. Ka-Ching!
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If the government starts taxing antiques, that might give you a good argument to help convince hubby to get rid of most of his ‘treasures.’
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Or…
I could just tell him he’s going to be taxed.
Hmm.
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That pest control find is just nuts, as is the desire of the IRS to capture bribes and theft revenue.. You’d think that would be tax-free…
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Lots and lots of nuts.
Yes!
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Damn – I should have blackmailed for more.
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Is the exterminator humping the acorns…??
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I sincerely hope not
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