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I’m all for enjoying a discount when I find one, but sometimes? You get what you pay for.
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Budget butt lifts?
Oh. The horror.
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I was going to say homegrown terrorism and Vladimir Putin, but whatever.
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Feral pigs that have the tenacity and temperament of wild hogs mixed with the prodigious girth of domesticated swine. No thanks Canada. You can keep ‘em!
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I’m sure that’s a delightful curriculum.
Kristallnatch craft class.
Book burning 101.
WTF?
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River's world..... 
Everything makes sense except the poppy seed news, that has to be fake news lol.
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I remember when my husband was in the Corps and they had mandatory urine tests. No one ate bagels….
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😅
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I remember that.
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Leave it to Vice to Sensationlize a headline, poppy aren’t a threat to national security. The Pentagon issued a warning to service men and women to not consume large quantities because it will falsify random drug tests as the a user of illicit drugs. I have known about this for decades. It wouldn’t surprise me if multiple illicit drug users in the military just kept saying “It has to be all those poppyseed bagels I am eating when on leave”, making the rep for the Pentagon look incredibly stupid. 🤣
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As a teacher (and a human), that last bit is horrifying.
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It is.
Totally.
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One knows one’s butt is too big when social media inspires a boom to lift it…
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One does.
😉
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Poppy seeds are really…..good in bialy’s!! Yes I said that and the rest of the new I definitely couldn’t use that’s for damn sure. Especially those idiot white supremacist “teachers” and I use the word TEACHER loosely…..ugh. I need more Kahlua in my coffee.
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Funny, I don’t like coffee… but I love Kahlua.
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Budget butt llift? Buy one cheek, get the other for 50%? Maybe the hogs can give new meaning to Canadian Bacon.
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You have to wonder if those doctors will do a half assed job…
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😂
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I am going to continue enjoying my everything bagels. For those who need to abstain in order to pass random drug testing, we should feed their allotted bagels to the super pigs. Maybe they’ll stand down being well fed.😃
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An excellent idea. Mellow out those pigs…
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Everything you need to learn, and all in your lebensraum…
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A hair salon a couple blocks from me was busted for doing “budget” butt lifts. They’d inject construction fillers… caulking and such. I think they were caught because someone died.
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Holy crap!
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There are a LOT of stories of that happening. That’s the only one that happened to be near me.
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Pigs will go where pigs will go, they do not recognize human borders. But the bit about Canadian wild pigs left out a major part of the story. The biggest population of wild pigs in North America is actually in Florida, where people who brought Russian pigs over as pets released them into the wild when they got too big to be cute. The Russian pigs mixed with the wild boars already there, and produced a larger, quicker, more ferocious pig than was ever seen before. A few wild pigs can devour an alligator in seconds. Used to be the alligators did the devouring. Not any more.
And the Florida wild pigs are travelling up the Atlantic Coast, spreading like wildfire, according to the documentary I saw just a few days ago.
So if you see wild pigs in Maine soon, don’t blame Canada. Our wild pigs live on the prairies, mostly in Saskatchewan and Alberta for now. We are not resposible for wild pigs coming into New England!
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Florida?
That doesn’t surprise me one bit….
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I once ate a poppy seed bagel the morning I took a drug test for a new job and then freaked out for hours afterward. Ha. You’d probably have to ingest 300 bagels to end up with a positive result.
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