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You can’t use it, but you can laugh. Try that…
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I’m guessing that’s going to be a hard sell.
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I love my phone, but I can honestly say that’s the one place I’ve never used it.
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It’s always the last place you look.
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Damn. I hope not….
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News you can’t use.
River's world..... 
All water is recycled. Kinda like that fisherman.
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Eeewww….to all of these, and your right I couldn’t use any of this news.
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I’m batting a thousand.
😉
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Aeons ago, BCP (Before Cell Phones) I had a little nook built by the commode that was just the right size for a wall phone. My friends, most of which barely graduated from eating with their fingers, were horrified. Especially when I let them know I talked to each of them on the commode.
There has to be a back story about the guy who rummages through crocks innards to find things. Takes magnet fishing to celestial heights.
. o O (Giving the commode a hard look. Maybe a new beer craze in there)
… and I wouldn’t be drinking up the profits … 🤔
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A commode rotary phone? You’re such a trend setter…
🤣
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Maybe chocolate covered insects is the answer. Maybe the fisherman was covered in chocolate. And, yes, as gross as it sounds, all water is recycled.
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I’ve eaten chocolate covered ants. Not a fan…
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I haven’t either, just trying to provide solutions for the Swiss. Because, you know, they’ll listen to me. 🙂
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Oh wait. I got that wrong. You have eaten chocolate covered ants. Why, River, why?
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Because I didn’t know there were insects under the chocolate.
🤢
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I think that if you just tell the kids not to eat insects, they’ll eat ’em…
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I sometimes take a phone with me to the toilet so I can tell unwanted callers I can’t talk now because I’m attending to business.
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Smart. Hit them with that mental image and they won’t call back.
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They already sell chocolate and candy covered bugs in Mexico. Kids love them. The future is frightening – I’m so glad that I’m not young anymore …
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Ditto.
Though I wouldn’t mind being a little younger…
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The biggest danger is probably just dropping it in the toilet!
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That doesn’t bear thinking about.
😳
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Of course they had to kill the poor Crocodile for eating the Fisherman who was in the Crocs territory, no doubt.
High class hotels had rotary phones in the commode area.
As for eating Bugs?.. Nope, I would rather eat grass.
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Sadly the crocodiles always lose. But at least he went with a full stomach…
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Going back to the crocodile one…you said “it is always the last place you look…”. Well, I hope so, because when you find it, you stop looking.
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I know! My mother used that phrase all the time and I always answered with what you said. Why would you keep looking after you found it?
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