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The fact that you can’t use it is what makes it worth reading.
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I think canine love is in direct proportion to the biscuit level of a Milkbone box.
Full box? Adoration
Box almost empty? Derision.
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Is it? This almost makes me afraid to open the pantry door.
(In case you’re wondering? It’s coffee. )
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Of course it was, it’s Florida.
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And let’s face it, that beats Ron DeSantis any day of the week and twice on Sunday’s.
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To be honest, I’d prefer to talk with the donkey.
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River's world..... 
“It was an alligator” at the Florida woman’s front door? It could’ve been worse — it could’ve been an elephant (a Republican).
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Or a jackass, but they would not knock, they would just tell you to come outside, and you would comply.
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Or Arnold Schwarzenegger with a cure for erectile dysfunction?
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How do alligator’s even know how to knock? Either way the gator and DeSantis both are on the same level, scales and all. Yep I’d rather talk to the Donkey instead of The Arnold, lol.
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Coffee? No wonder it keeps you awake…
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Good thing I don’t drink it….
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Well I do. Whisky is not always available!
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Wow! Some of those Alligators are quite polite in Florida. Maybe it had issues and needed some Coffee or wanted in on a Zoom Call with Schwarzenegger’s Donkey.
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If the alligator is drinking coffee I’d tell the donkey to run….
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Is that a real donkey or Arnold’s pet name for something? In any case, thankful I won’t be on those calls.
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He’s the real thing, and still a better conversationalist than Arnold.
😉
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But wait..Does the Donkey say, ” I’ll Be Back.” ? (imagine Arnold’s voice).
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If not, he should…
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I like Arnold but that’s prob a SoCal celebrity thing.
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And I laugh when my coworker’s cat sometimes joins our virtual team meetings!
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You need to one up him with a donkey… or better yet, a flamingo.
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I could maybe arrange that…
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