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News you can’t use.

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Because the world is full of useless news.

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Thinking about this, I’m not sure I can get past the short term injuries.

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Post Traumatic Sh*t Disorder, no doubt.

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This handsome fellow ate $4,000 off the kitchen counter.

Bad dog. Bad.

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That’s a little extreme. Even for the journal…

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I’m sure they meant to say incorrectly, but never mind.

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Risk management aside, who in their right mind belongs to a Bladder and Bowel Community… and what would you bring to that potluck supper?

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26 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. People who say you shouldn’t sleep with socks must have never been to a northern state in winter. Sometimes I wake up with cold feet and the only thing that can get me back to sleep is a pair of socks (and I usually wake up too hot sometime later, pull the socks off, and go back to sleep).

    What do you bring to the anal, uh, I mean annual Bowel and Bladder potluck?
    Pea soup.

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    1. Proof you can’t believe everything you read in the news…. I just saw an article last week that said you’ll sleep better if you wear socks, so there.
      As for the potluck, that’s a buffet line I’ll gladly skip.

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  2. Not even incorrectly peeing, simply not peeing frequently enough to prevent bacterial growth.

    I prev read the Dog Ate My Money story. All but $500 survived the journey well enough to be replaced.

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  5. I can imagine a pipe burst under that toilet but not an actual explosion, that makes no sense. A woman at my job sat on a toilet that gushed shit water on her, she survived and went into management. I think wearing shoes to bed is far more psychpahic

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  6. If a toilet I was using exploded I would hope it would finish me off. Severe, long term injuries in the likely areas does not appeal to me. Having more appeal…being the member of a household where 4K is just hanging out on a countertop.💰

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  8. Careful on that one, River. There are a number of people in North America, at least, who have bowel or bladder problems due to failed surgeries. They might be quite upset with your flippancy. I know you mean well, but these are two areas where “we” really don’t think are funny. Living with such problems is HELL!

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