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News you can’t use.

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I live for useless.

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Sadly I don’t pay extra for Apple News, so if you need to know why Fido’s poop is pointing north? You’re on your own. My algorithms already hate me, I don’t need more excrement suggestions.

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Of course she did.

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If one of them is a nice leather hobo with exterior pockets, watch out. I may be scouting you for future harvest.

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I’m not sure I want to know what Lord Dudley Mountcatten is thinking. I have enough trouble sleeping already…

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I have never felt the urge to loose my bowels upon bookstore entry..

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The bathroom is the one and only place I don’t read… so I don’t actually get it.

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11 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. Hey, long time no see! Just last night the husband and I were talking about heading to a bookstore soon – something we haven’t done in ages. No I have an extra incentive to go. Shall I report back? 😉

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  2. That pooping thing is true in a lot of stores where you have to bend. Something about a kink in the bowels and squatting or so I read once upon a time. Agree that Apple News is very irritating and I’m not paying for it.

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  3. I like the smell of old bookstores, ones with an inventory the size of a Barnes and Noble in a space the size of a waffle house and an owner who knows where everything is. Off point, I know. Sue me.

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