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Even if you wanted to.
Trust me on this…
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This is where we are as a nation. Or more specifically, Florida.
WTH?
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Climate change deniers?
Sh*t just got real.
😳
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I can’t even…
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I post some pretty ridiculous things in this series, but… wow.
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I fear for us as a species.
I really do.
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The poor thing was just trying to escape the rubber mystery meat and wilted salad. You can’t blame a rodent for that…
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River's world..... 
Frankly, I’ve always been curious as to what brand of panties Shakira wears. I assume they are made of a space-age polymer formula that converts killer dance moves directly into electrical energy…
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Admit it.
You were trying to take that photograph…
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Well… yeah…
Problem was, she started doing “Hips Don’t Lie” and I think I cracked a vertebrae in my neck trying to steady the camera…
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It’s a young man’s game.
We live, we learn…
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It better not have been a Delta flight. That’s my main air ride!
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I believe it was Scandinavian Airlines, so you’re probably safe.
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Thanks for putting my mind at ease. With the trip to Charleston coming up (barring any hurricanes), I don’t want to be worrying about airplane meals and what may or may not be crawling out of them.
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I thought was a normal response to all airline meals these days!
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Yeah, cause no one has ever “self loved” in a hotel before, and that’s certainly not something you’d want to do for free at home. #weird
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I know!
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From a celeb upskirt to mousy food, I think my palette just went icky.
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Then my work here is done…
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I think the self-love pod was a response to all of those cameras in a Subaru that know what you’re doing in your car.
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🤣🤣🤣
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Nope…..couldn’t use any of it…..
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Another perfect score.
I’m on fire…
🔥
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Ugh!
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The recently single? Whoever wrote that has never had a break-up from a years long relationship (minimum 10 years.) Even though I knew it was coming for awhile, when we finally made the split there was only one way to describe the feeling — suddenly single! After years of doing everything with another person you know so well, no matter how you feel about that person now, it is like having one less arm to hold the grocery bags with.
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There’s a street near here called Fanny Hands Lane – of course, it means a whole other thing over here. Don’t think I’ll go to see if it’s full of pods…
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Fanny Hands?
🤣
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Apparently she was the local prostitute centuries ago. I think it is called nominative determination…
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You have to admire a town that honors its prostitutes.
😉
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We all play a role don’t we? 😊
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My guess is the mouse wanted more than three peanuts. I guess, if we’re not going to do anything to prevent climate change, helping make sure chocolate continues to be available is the next best thing. I’m leaving the other topics alone.
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