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Useless… and therefore never ending.
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I don’t know, and I honestly don’t care.
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He must have tasted like kale.
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It’s the Devil. I fail to see how she could be surprised.
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As far as I’m concerned everything about Bobby Brain Worm is gross, but this is bizarre.
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Hope he doesn’t carpool the kids.
😳
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It was only a matter of time.
And bet AI Jesus won’t open the pod bay doors either.
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River's world..... 
I think I know why the man was frozen in ice…to get away.
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And you can’t blame him.
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I know the world is going to hell when even the BBC has sensational headlines like that.
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I’d like to say I’m surprised I never run out of fodder for this series, but sadly I can’t.
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Oh wow, yet another set of news stories I couldn’t use, your streak continues River!
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Should I be proud, or ashamed?
Tough call.
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Well, I’ve looked at the picture and it would appear that the devil’s penis is shaped like a broomstick and comes out of his arse…
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I could have gone all day without hearing that, but thanks.
🥴
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😂😂😂
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As for the Kennedy’s and roadkill, well they do have a history…
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ooh. that was low.
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good, though.
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Where you’ll find me 😉
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What?
Huh?!
Come again?
WTF?!?!
And that was just the first headline…
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The world gets crazier every minute.
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Wow. I think you might need to change your title to “News You Never Wanted.”
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I think that’s implied…
😉
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It was only a matter of time before AI did that…it is anyway playing the God of all things! 😜
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I do think if you are going to have sex with the Devil, you probably should expect just about anything. I agree that would be a scenario where surprises might be just a bit difficult to find.
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If you want vanilla, he’s not your guy. I’d think that would be obvious…
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Didn’t Stormy Daniels say the same thing about his penis?
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I believe she compared that to a mushroom.
🍄
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A shiitake?
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The fungus was unspecified.
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Crazy stuff here today!
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I should have known about the roadkill smell. I stopped at “Asshole” Another memorable Monday.
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“I’m sorry, my child, but I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
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